-OPENING MATCH-
SINGLES MATCH
Britney "Sugar" West Vs. Kristy Tiger
West and Tiger meet for a 2nd time, this time the match actually happens, for this time they both show up. The match goes back and forth for awhile with Kristy getting an upper hand. It's not long before Britney steals the momentum though and carries it in her favor. She ducks a clothesline from Kristy, then springs off the ropes with a Sugar Rush! Britney covers and scores the 3 count.
WINNER: BRITNEY "SUGAR" WEST

-SEGMENT-
Johnny has a backstage interview about the upcoming Main Event. This interview is interupted by Mr Man. Mr Man tells Johnny he can't hide anymore, they will meet at Dynamic Destruction...and it'll be NO HOLDS BARRED!

-MATCH TWO-
HANDICAP MATCH
Dean Winchester[c] Vs. The Kings of Wrestling
The Kings of Wrestling, for the 2nd week in a row looks more like the princesses of wrestling. When Dean, much like Green Arrow & Alpha Male, makes them his bitches. Dean mops the floor with both of them, giving them both an Exercisim, then finishes Stefan off with The Mean.
WINNER: DEAN WINCHESTER

-AFTERMATH-
The the Kings of wrestling retreat up the ramp Dean asks for a mic.

Dean Winchester: For the past two weeks, I've been ambushed and attacked. Then last week after a shot to the head with MY Mid Eastern title, it was stolen by the man who attacked me. Now I know you're somewhere in the sea of fans lurking so why not come out here and face me like a man for a change, so I can beat the hell out'a you and take back what's rightfully mine.

Jonathan Steele: He just went though a 2 on 1 handicap match he's in no condition to fight again.

Dillan Coal: I guess we get to watch this idiot get his ass kicked.

The masked assailant makes his wway thriough he crowd and steps over the barricade. He unhooks the Mid Eastern title from around his waist as he makes his way up the ring steps.

He tries to step into the ring but Dean rushes him forcong him to jump back off the apron. Dean exits the ring tthen stars chasing the man around who then slides in suckering Dean to slide in after him and thenats when he starts laying the stomps to Winchester. He props Dean up in a corner and swings a righ hand but Dean blocks it, grabs the man by the throat and throws him into the corner, then unloads with lefts and rights hitting the assailant with everthing he has.

He gets he assailant in a front facelock then drags him to the middle of the ring. He looks ot be seting him up for the Excercism but the assailant blocks and insead lifts Dean on his shoulder. Dean is able o slip of then grabs he mans arms from behind and is about to step in the back of his knee ot bring him down into the Mean, but the assailant is able to turn himself around and push Dean off of him. He then quickly slides out of the ring and starts to retreat up he ramp.

The crowd cheers as Dean picks up his Mid Easern title and secures it around his waist. He eyes the assailant who now has a mic in hand and has stopped at the top of the stage. He raises his hand and slowly places it unto of his head grabbing the mask. He then rips it off revealing ot the entire EWE Universe that Spider has finally made his return to EWE.

Jonathan Steele: It is him! It was him all along! Spider's back, Spider's back in EWE!

Dillan Coal: Who?

Jonathan Steele: Spider shocked the EWE Universe at this past Wrestlemania when he beat Dean Winchester for the Mid Eastern title! Now he's back and gunning for him again.

Spider: You Daaaaaaamn RIGHT!!!

The crowd erupts a he sight of Spider no because he was atacking Dean Winchester just because he's back.

Spider: Nothin personal Dean; but that Mid Eastern strap that you so proudly wear around your waist... yea, I didn't get the rematch I earned for it.

The crowd cheers again in antcicpation of a challenge.

Spider: So come Dynamic Destruction, your opponent for your first title defense... is this muthafucka right here.

Spider drops the mic on the ramp as the champ by shostface Killa hits the PA.

Jonathan Steele: There you have it at Dynamic Destruction we WILL see Dean Winchester defend the Mid Eastern title against the man who took that very title from him at Wrestlemania; Spider!

Dillan Coal: I still don't kow who this Spider charcter is. The show goes to commercial.

-MATCH THREE-
SINGLES MATCH
Snake Vs. Green Arrow
Green Arrow and Snake have a great match. Snake has been on a losing streak as of late, while Green Arrow has been on a winning streak, making this match pretty interesting. The momentum shifts several times as both men get near falls. Out of nowhere Snake is suddenly hit with The Arrow! The crowd cheers a bit as Green Arrow makes the cover...when the ref's hand is inches away from hitting for the 3, Snake gets his foot on the bottom rope. GA picks Snake back up and sends him into the ropes for the Bow, but Snake hangs onto the ropes, allowing GA to crash to the mat. When GA gets back up Snake quickly grabs him and delievers a Snake Bite! Snake covers and scores the 3 count...
WINNER: SNAKE

-SEGMENT-
White Tiger stands in the ring, bitching...saying Dutch Clark isn't worthy of the title shot at Dynamic Destruction, he is. WT keeps going on and on, boring the crowd, until suddenly "BREAK IT DOWN" the crowd blows up, not expecting to hear that music on Chaos. On the ramp stands none other than DX. HHH tells WT that he lost his title, to shut up and stop pissing about it. WT said he needed to show him some respect "I'm a legend". To which HHH countered with "Like you showed my friend Ric Flair?". HHH told WT he can't just abuse one of his friends, and expect that to be the end of it. Thus he made the challenge for Dynamic Destruction. HHH didn't wait for an answer from WT, instead he just said until we get his answer..."we just got two words for ya" to which the crowd responded with "Suck It!" and the scene came to an end.

-MATCH FOUR-
SINGLES NON-TITLE MATCH
Edge Vs. Kurtis Porter[c]
Another good match that goes back and forth several times. Kurtis Porter as the momentum for the time being. He hits several big moves and gets a few near falls. Then just like that, he nails Da Meat Hook! Porter covers but Edge finds a way get his foot on the ropes. They trade a few shots and go back and forth again, then Edge suddenly hits the Downward Spiral!...Edge covers..one...two...thre...Porter kicks out!...Edge argues with the ref saying to count faster. The ref keeps telling him it's 2 though. Edge blows him off turning back into Porter, who kicks him in the gut and nails a DETROIT WIND BREAKER!...Porter covers...but the ref doesn't count, instead he's being distracted by Trish Stratus. Trish continues to flirt with the ref, while Porter stays on Edge. Porter finally looks up to see what the problem is. KP gets up and tells the ref to step back. Trish then flirts with Kurtis. Porter smiles, then shoves Trish off the apron, as the crowd cheers. As Kurtis turns back around though, he's leveled with a SPEAR! Edge covers and the ref counts the three!
WINNER: EDGE

-SEGMENT-
Johnny was walking down the hall to find Alicia for their match, when Jensen approached him. He said if Johnny wanted to do things the hard way, that's just how it will be. "Next Week you'll take care of Dean for me, you don't have any choice, unless you want to let him beat the crap out of you." He proceeded to say that next week on Chaos, weather they like eachother or not, it'll be The Extreme Standard...against Ignition.

-MAIN EVENT-
INTERGENDER TAG MATCH
Abdul Q[c] & Christy Chaos[c] Vs. Johnny Chaos & Alicia Q
Who woulda thunk, the Sibling War gets moved to the main event. As you can probably imagine, this match was very competitive. Back and forth the whole way through, SEVERAL Momentum shifts. Johnny controls Christy, then Christy controls Alicia, then Alicia controls Christy, then Alicia controls Abdul(for refusing to fight back), then Abdul controls Johnny...just wild. The match goes through 2 different commerical breaks just like last week. As we return from break, Abdul is still controling Johnny, but the quickly changes, as the moment we return, Johnny hits a blatant low blow, that he then follows up by locking in the Chaos Effect! Abdul fights to find the ropes, but Johnny drags him back to the center of the ring. Abdul won't tap though. Rather then going for the ropes, he crawls to his corner. Johnny starts to pull him back, but before he can, Abdul make that lunge as his finger tips touches Christy's. Christy runs and bounces off the ropes. Johnny sees her coming and tries to let go of Abdul, but is too late as right when he does, she hits a Side-Effect. Christy covers, but Johnny kicks out. Christy whips Johnny into the ropes, where Alicia makes the blind tag. As Johnny returns, Christy kicks him in the gut and nails The Charismatic Crush! As Christy gets up, she's tackled right back down by Alicia, who hits several hard shots. Alicia whips Christy into the ropes, then delievers a cartwheel kick. Alicia covers, only scoring a two count. As Christy gets up she rolls underneathe a clothesline from Alicia. Christy rolls to her corner and makes the tag to Abdul. Christy ducks Alicia again, then sprints and leaps over the top rope, where Johnny had rolled out of the ring, he turns around to find his sister crashing on him with a cross-body! In the ring, Alicia tells her brother to come on, but Abdul is still hesitant about hitting his sister. She rolls her eyes and charges at him Abdul side steps and shoves her to the side. She tries again, and he does the same thing. She suddenly springs off the ropes and delievers a dropkick. As Alicia climbs the ropes, Abdul staggers up, Alicia jumps, but Abdul catches her and connects the GO TO SLEEP!...Abdul looks done at Alicia with the "what have I done?" look as he puts his hands to his head. Meanwhile on the outside of the ring, Johnny has whipped Christy into the steps and now as a steel chair, but the ref catches him. Johnny and the ref argue for awhile. In the ring, Abdul finally comes to the realization, what's done is done and decides it's time to cover. He made that realization too late though, cause suddenly he's spun around, and planted with an RKO! I know, but no that isn't a typo. That is the finisher of an Xplosion Superstar, that has no right being on Chaos, but he is. Orton smirks down at Abdul before rolling back out of the ring. Orton cockily walks back up the ramp while Johnny drops the chair and then suddenly spears Christy into the steps! Leaving all four competitors to lay on the ground for a moment. As Abdul staggers his way back to his feet, he's right back down after it's LIGHT'S OUT! Alicia covers her brother and picks up the victory!
WINNERS: JOHNNY CHAOS & ALICIA Q

-AFTERMATH-
Alicia rolls out of the ring as her and Johnny head up the ramp in celebaration. while refs check on Abdul & Christy.