EWE Monday Night Chaos #83

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The Camera's open up with Highlights of AfterMath...the night of new Champions...all 5 Chaos Titles deffended, 4 new Champions, DX being the only to retain...it starts by showing Xavier owning Shockly...it then shows Ana Valentine coming out victorius in the 5 way...it shows DX successfully retaining their titles, just to be mobbed by Xplosion's Exiles afterwards...It shows Scotty Blaze making Rick Cage Tap out and celebrating with the Mid Eastern Title..It then shows the war between Christy & Brooke and the amazing counter that crowned Brooke the # 1 contender...It shows Assassin earning the 1st spot for Extreme OverLoad voting poll...It shows Gwen making short work of Stacie to win back the Women's Title...it shows the war between Johnny & Jarrett, and the set up that gave Johnny the victory...it shows Cena getting the better of K~Dawg to become the new International Champion, then he's ambushed by the 4th and Final Draft Pick Lynx Madison....It lastly shows the many highlights of the eWe Title match...fading with The Extreme Connection, and Stone raising up the Title..

Afterwhich "Ladies & Gentlemen" by Saliva echoes throughout the arena as the show gets under way...it ain't long before that song is replaced with "Glass Shatters" by Disturbed, which makes the crowd go nuts..

Jonathan Steele: "Well here comes the Boss, I wonder what he's got to say.."

Tazz: "Well Maybe if you shut your yap, we'd soon find out.."

Austin grabs a mic and stands in the ring..

Steve Austin: "So...I was watching Retribution last night.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "It was Xplosion's Pay Per View.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "You mean you didn't pay for my Pay Per View?"

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Well damn you people.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Seriously though..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Well let me finish and you'll know..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Trish Stratus: "It's so annoying when they do that.."

Steve Austin: "Anyways...that World Title match, a couple Chaos Superstars did get involved."

The Crowd cheers and starts up a "DX" chant..

Steve Austin: "Yeah as Chairman...I should address this..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "But also as Chaos General Manager..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "As Chaos General Manager..I applaud DX for messing up the rival Brand's Main Event."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Yeah sure...they didn't really mess it up completely...but they did get involved...and they did change the outcome...even if it didn't go how they wanted..."

The Crowd boos Hayden.

Steve Austin: "Considering what happened at AfterMath...I'm sure they didn't want it that way at all.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Also considering AfterMath...Retribution...The lack of Tag Division and the fact that Stone Cold is more than just the Chaos General Manager...but eWe Chairman to boot.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "I have come up for one simple solution for all that."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "A solution for the DX and Exile beef."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "and a solution for the lack of Tag Divisions between the two shows."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "I mean look...Chaos Tag Division lacks."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Xplosion's Tag Division...it lacks too."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "what could happen if you combined them into one?"

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "We would have one hell of a Tag Division here in eWe wouldn't we?"

The Crowd Cheers...then remembers.

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "So here's the Solution to our problem.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "At Extreme OverLoad."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "The Pay Per View for the Fans."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Chaos' eWe Tag Team Champions, Triple H and Shawn Micheals...otherwise known as D-Generation X..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Xplosion's X-Tag Team Champions, Cameron Hayden & Shawn Ashlocke...otherwise known as The Exiles..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "A Tag Team Title Unification Match!"

The crowd explodes.

Steve Austin: "What this means..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Well you gotta let me say it first..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "After Extreme OverLoad..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "There won't just be a Chaos Tag Division..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "There won't be just an Xplosion Tag Division..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "There will be a eWe Tag Division..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "A Cross Brand Tag Division...with the champs competing on either show, until they lose the belts and then return to their normal show..."

The crowd cheers... then says...

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Now this Pay Per View is about voting..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "So what will you be voting on in this match?"

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Well the stipulation of course, and they are..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "An I Quit Tag Match.."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "A Submission Tag Match..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "And a Barbed Wire Cage Tag Match..."

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "And that's the bottom line!"

Crowd: "What?!"

Steve Austin: "Because Stone Cold Said So!"

The Crowd cheers as "Glass Shatters" hits again and Stone cold has himself a few beers before heading back up the ramp..

Jonathan Steele: "Well the Chairman sure had a huge announcment to make to kick this show off.."

Trish Stratus: "A very long one..."

Tazz: "No kidding..just like last night, that redneck hogged up the show opening."

Jonathan Steele: "Well, he's the chairman.."

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SNICKERS

AFTERMATH Encore Presentation all week long!

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Opening Match
Singles Match
Lita Vs. Roxas Knoxx
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Pure Domination for the Xtreme Diva

Winner: Lita

After the match the camera's come backstage where Security and EMT's is rushing to a bloody, and destroyed Rikku...

Jonathan Steele: "Who the hell did this?!"

Trish Stratus: "I'll give you one guess.."

Tazz: "It ryhmes with Donny & Bone."

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GEICO - So easy, Don Hinson can do it

McDonalds I'm Lovin' It

RETRIBUTION Encore Presentation all week long!

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Match Two
Singles Match
Nero Phoenix Vs. KoLoBos
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a 1 liner, deleted and replaced with a real roleplay when they see the opponent is showing...like it wouldn't be noticed...hate me or not, that's considered cheating

Winner: Nero Phoenix

Backstage we see Austin walking around the arena trying to find his Suspects of the Rikku Attack..

Tazz: "Extreme Connection's lockerroom is the other way Steve.."

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QUIZNO'S

WrestleMania 4 DVD - OUT NOW!

eWe Upcoming Events

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Match Three
Six Man Tag Match
The Elite Vs. The Mexicools
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DOMINATION

Winners: The Elite

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XPLOSION X-CAP {-}The Fall out of the King of the Mountain Match, and Cameron Hayden leaving Retribution the new World Heavyweight Champion{-}

SpiderMan 3 - Now in Theaters

AXE Consider yourself warned

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Match Four
Singles Match
Daisy Marie Vs. Ana Valentine
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Well finally a match worth a real summary as both ladies brought it to the table...Ana came out with a strong offense to start the match, still having the momentum from AfterMath...but soon Daisy would build up some control and try to prove that last week was a fluke...she hit a number of good moves that almost took the victory...but Ana would soon counter her way back into control and soon dominate the rest little bit of the match...but then, out of nowhere...Daisy rolls her up for the 3!

Winner: Daisy Marie

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Daisy happily celebrates her Victory as Ana can't believe what just happened...Gwen Rose is seen watching from above, with a smile on her face..

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THE CONDEMNED

AFTERMATH Encore Presentation all Week Long!

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Match Five
Singles Match
Triple H Vs. Scott Rock
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HHH told him to suck it, then he pedigreed him...pretty basic.

Winner: Triple H

Backstage we see Lynx Madison walking the halls...with a chorus of boos from the crowd in the background...Lynx stops when he sees Cena's lockerroom...he just smirks and keeps walking...

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Xplosion Advertisement Cameron Hayden...Shawn Ashlocke...Tag Partners...one...on...one

eWe Upcoming Events

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Match Six
Extreme OverLoad EWE Title Ballot #2
Fatal 4 Way Match
Lynx Madison Vs. Rick Cage Vs. Jeff Jarrett Vs. K~Dawg
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All 4 men looked ready to go...Rick started right away on Lynx, while Dawg and Jarrett went toe to toe...DMW was looking good from the begining though...until Lynx took Rick out of nowhere with a Madison Avenue....he went for the cover, but Dawg was quick to break it up...Lynx and Dawg shared a few rights, before Dawg hit Da Meat Hook...this time Jarrett would break the cover...Jarrett soon started getting the better of Dawg, until Rick came back into play and DMW did a number on the King of the Mountain himself...I mean Jeff not Cameron....but when it came time to cover...that's where the conflict began between DMW...Rick tried to cover Jarrett...but Dawg pulled him off and made the cover himself...Rick then pulled Dawg off as they both stood in the ring debating with eachother...they both knew what they had to do...so they shook hands, then started hammering away...The DMW Duo continued on out of the ring, while Lynx would crawl over and pick up the pieces on Jarrett...but he gets the shoulder up...Lynx starts measuring him up for the Madison Avenue...when suddenly Cena races down the ramp..Lynx gets up in a ready position...Cena mouths off, wanting revenge from AfterMath...but instead he smiles and backs away...just then, Lynx is taken with The Stroke for the 3!

Winner: Jeff Jarrett

K~Dawg has slid in the ring and barely missed breaking the count...now all he can do is hit the mat with his fist in dissapointment as "My World" echoes around the arena...Cena smiles at Lynx who is knocked out, while Jarrett poses with his Peace sign.

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Dynamic Truth - Derek Daniels DVD On Sale in 2020 when ShopZone is made (STILL a lie)

RETRIBUTION Encore Presentation all week long!

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Match Seven
Singles Match
"Too Hot" Jeff Rodgers Vs. Shawn Michaels
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eWe Hall of Famer owns the future WWE Hall of Famer...nuff said

Winner: "Too Hot" Jeff Rodgers

Backstage we see Stone Cold finally getting ahold of The Extreme Connection...

Steve Austin: "You think that was funny?...you think you're macho?"

Alex Stone: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Steve Austin: "Don't play dumb...you two are so pathetic you had to beat the hell out of Rikku...you proud of yourselves?"

Alex Stone: "How can you prove that?"

Steve Austin: "It ain't rocket science...but since you can't confess...I have an idea for you chumps...next week...on Chaos...it'll be you 3...taking on the Elite in a 4 on 3 Handicap Match..."

Johnny Chaos: "uhh...Xavier quit.."

Steve Austin: "Well I guess if you can't find a replacement...you're really fucked huh?"

Austin smiles and walks off as Stone and Johnny just look at eachother...suddenly Johnny's Cell phone buzzes...

Alex Stone: "Who is it?"

Johnny Chaos: "It's a voice mail.."

Johnny listens for a moment then smiles..

Johnny Chaos: "We got our replacement..he's in.."

They both smile and head off for their now Tag Match...

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STARBURST Berries and cream, Berries and Cream, I'm a little lover of Berries...and cream

Chaos Crack of the Week {-}This would be of course Alex Stone becoming the new eWe Champion...with a little help from his new friends{-}

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Main Event
Standard Tag Match
John Cena{c} & Scotty Blaze{c} Vs. The Extreme Connection (Alex Stone{c} & Johnny Chaos)
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With Xavier leaving eWe...and Rikku getting brutally attacked earlier in the night by an unknown person or persons, even though we all know who did it...this 6 man tag has now become a normal Tag match...with Johnny Chaos and Scotty Blaze starting out the match..Scotty Blaze used his quickness to get the full advantage of Johnny...in fact they kept him isolated with a number of tags...eventually though, with Scotty back to being Legal...Johnny would hit a hard clothesline and get himself back in it...He took the control for awhile...this includes a few cheap moves while his wife kept the ref distracted...and a few covers while his feet were on the ropes...still hasn't scored a 3 yet...soon they would both end up clashing into eachother in the middle of the ring...and both crawl over to their partners...the crowd goes estatic when Cena and Stone become the legal men and start clashing with high impact moves...sooner or later Johnny & Blaze would start going back at it on the outside...Cena would soon get Stone locked in the STFU!...the crowd roared as Stone started to try and fight his way out of it, to no avail...Johnny finally noticed this and wanted to stop it...but he was tied up fighting Blaze...that's when he threw him at Christy and Drama, as they held him back, with the ref not noticing cause he's busy with Stone and Cena...Johnny slides into the ring, just in time for Stone to finally give up..

Winners: John Cena & Scotty Blaze

As Cena stands up, he notices Johnny Chaos out of the corner of his eye, and quickly, before he can sneak attack him, hits him with a FU!...the crowd cheers as Cena's theme blasts threw the PA system and Scotty broke free to join him in the ring as the scene faded away..

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TOP 5 RPERS
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SUPERSTARS
1: Jeff Jarrett
2: Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter
3: Johnny Chaos
4: John Cena
5: Scotty Blaze

DIVA'S
1: Daisy Marie
2: Ana Valentine
3: Lita
4: n/a
5: n/a