As the camera's pan into the Cowboys Stadium we see a full house pumped and ready. The camera shows the set which is made up of a huge Green version of the Dallas Cowboys Logo, with the WrestleMania 7 Logo in the middle of it. The bottom center point of the star is where the entrance curtains are. To the right side of a stage is a smaller, but still pretty big star that is the titan tron. We come to ringside where we see Jimmy Justic and Jonathan Steele at one Announce Table, and a spanish team next to them. The camera then shoots over to Jennifer Sparks standing in the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" Ladies and Gentlemen here to sing America The Beautiful....PINK! "
The crowd cheers as we see Pink standing on the stage with a mic in her hand.
[-PINK(Singing)-]
" O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea! "
[-PINK(Singing)-]
" O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law! "
[-PINK(Singing)-]
" O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife.
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness
And every gain divine! "
[-PINK(Singing)-]
" O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!!!!! "
The crowd cheers as Pink smiles. The camera then quickly switches to the titan tron.
Jericho sets WT for the Walls of Jericho on the outside of the ring. WT keeps fighting it and won't let him lock it in. Jeircho then slingshot him through a Glass Chamber!!!!...WT get's busted open!....Jericho drags WT and puts him on a turnbukle...WT trys for the Struck Down but Jeiricho counters and delivers the same move down onto the Chamber Floor!!!...Jericho then centers WT on the outside and nails the Lionsault!!!..he gets the 3 count!!...and is crowned by HBK!!! WRESTLEMANIA II |::| WT rolls back out of the ring. He grabs Ben and tosses him back into the ring. He rolls Ben on his stomach and signals for the Tiger Snare. Ben however, somehow catches WT’s leg. He forces WT down to the mat. He drags WT to the corner and rolls out of the ring. He begins to slam WT’s leg into the ring pole. WT cries out again holding his leg. Ben gets in the ring and pulls WT to the center of the ring. Ben tries for the ankle lock but WT fights him off. He kicks his leg out, knocking Ben to the ground. They both stand but WT still can’t walk good on his hurt leg. Ben gets behind WT and tries to school boy him. WT kicks out at two. Ben tries to pick WT up but WT small packages him. Ben kicks out at two. They both get to their feet and Ben charges at WT. WT catches him and forces him down to the ground. He rolls Ben right into the Tiger Snare. The crowd is on their feet again. |::| |::| The King |::|
|::| Jim Ross |::|
|::| WT holds the move as Ben tries to fight his way out. WT leans back farther, putting even more pain on Ben’s lower back. Finally Ben taps. The bell rings as WT releases the hold. |::| |::| Lilian Garcia |::|
WRESTLEMANIA 3 Since this match was erased...I'll do best I can to describe...it was long anyways, so the camera's just show key highlights...the early stage of the war in the bottom cage...the excitment of seeing the managers Christy, Candice, & Stacy fight in the bottom cage while the actual competotors fought it out in the middle cage...It shows Lewis wrapping Barbed Wire around a ladder in the top cage...it shows Orton hitting a RKO on Lewis to the caged floor....it shows Payne hitting a struck down on Orton off the Ladder leaned against the caged wall...it then gets to the winding moments Lewis & Payne are trading lefts and rights by the Edge, Orton is about to sneak over and grab the title...but they both see him...Orton Charges...he takes a back body drop...30 Feet Down to the soild steel of the top of the bottom Cage!!...then BOOM!...the most memorable part of the match....Jeff Payne Takes a Gloria from the top Cage...30 feet...all the way down...to the top of the bottom cage!!!....Lewis slowly climbs back up the cages and retrieves the titles WRESTLEMANIA 4 Edge and Lita roll Stone into the ring as Edge slides in with the chair from earlier...he positions it just right as Stone is slowly getting up, holding his back...Edge hits Stone with the Edge-e-cutioner smack dab on the Chair!...Edge then kicks the chair out as the ref is starting to come to...He hooks the leg and the ref counts...1...2...3! Tazz: " He got him! " Jonathan Steele: " thanks to his girlfriend.. " The crowd cheers as Edge smiles and grabs Rikku up by the hair...in a flash, she hits him with the Hyper Drive for the 3!! Trish Stratus: " And She got him!! " Jennifer Sparks: " Here is your winner...and STILL EWE CHAMPION!!...RIKKU!!!! " The Crowd cheers as "Girlfriend" by Avril kicks into the PA again..though some people is disapointed their hometown fav didn't win it.. Jonathan Steele: " Other then Lita's involvement...it was a great match, glad to see their wasn't a robbery.. " Tazz: " No doubt Steele, another classic in the book of WrestleMania.. " Trish Stratus: " Once again, she proved like I said...not to count out the Girl Power!! " Jonathan Steele: " Right you are...the first person in eWe History to retain a Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania...and it's well desserved.. " WRESTLEMANIA V Rikku points towards the crowd before going for the Hyper Drive but Eighteen counters grabbing hold of Rikku's legs not allowing her to hit her finisher. Rikku gets frustrated as she releases Eighteen from her grip Rikku pulls Eighteen up to her feet as Eighteen hits Rikku with a jawbreaker Eighteen grabs Rikku as she sets her for and drives her through the table with The Annihilation as the crowd cheers Jonathan Steele: good god Jimmy. Eighteen just put Rikku through our announce table with The Annihilation Jimmy Justice: your right Steele. Rikku was going to put Eighteen through our table with the Hyper Drive but Eighteen countered with the Annihilation. The referee starts the ten count as both eighteen & Rikku are laying on the broken remains of the table 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..Eighteen gets to her feet as the referee counts 10 as the bell sounds Jennifer Sparks: Here's your winner and NEW EWE Undisputed champion Eighteen!!! WRESTLEMANIA SIX Edge is frustrated by now, as he too wonders what he has to do. He looks over to see Trish pointing down to HHH's sledgehammer in front of the announce table. Edge smiles in agreement. Before Edge can step out of the ring though, he's grabbed from behind by White Tiger, as he locks in the Tiger's Snare! [ Trish Stratus ] NO! [ Jonathan Steele ] This could be it! Before Tiger can lock it in all the way though, Edge quickly flips back, landing on Tiger's shoulders. Edge tries to come all the way down so he can hit the Downward spiral. But WT locks his hands keeping Edge on his shoulders. Tiger runs forward, then tosses Edge up over the top rope, and he crashes face first on the Announce Table, as the crowd yells "ohhh". [ Trish Stratus ] Oh No! I gotta check on him.. Trish leaves her chair to check on her boyfriend, while WT smiles at what he done. He then looks over and sees HHH trying to stagger up. Tiger quickly climbs the turnbukle and awaits HHH to get up. As HHH gets up and turns towards Tiger, Tiger leaps off for The Struck Down!...But before he can hit, HHH kicks in the gut just before he lands, he hooks the arms and connects The Pedigree!! [ Jonathan Steele ] What a counter, The 3rd Pedigree of the night connects!! [ Jimmy Justice ] Wake Edge up Trish! HHH tiredly turns WT over and just kinda lays on him as the ref counts the ONE...TWO....THREE!!!! "The Game" by Motorhead hits the PA while HHH just rolls over and lays there, the crowd starts cheering though. [ Jennifer Sparks ] Here is your winner...and NEW EWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...TRIPLEEEE...H!!!! WRESTLEMANIA 7 "DYNAMIC" DEREK DANIELS
"THE BLAST" JACK MICHAELS
The Ultimate Battle of Student Versus Teacher. The Footage now shows Eminem walk into the scene. He smiles and nods. EMINEM: "Let's Do this.." |
"Won't Back Down" by Eminem ft Pink is going off as a large pyro show goes off all over the stage for what seems like several minutes.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" The moment has finally arrived! Welcome to EWE WrestleMania 7! I'm Jonathan Steele and of course... "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Of course you're joined by the amazing Jimmy Justice. This is it Steele, our biggest show of the year, I got goosebumps. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" You and me both partner, you and me both. "
The music dies down as we see Jennifer Sparks back in the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Guest Host of EWE WrestleMania 7....From San Antonio TEXAS! "
The crowd cheers just the mention of the last part.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" THE HEARTBREAK KID...SHAWN MICHEAELS!! "
The crowd explodes as "Sexy Boy" Cues over the PA System. HBK splits the curtains under the star and begins to dance his way on the stage sporting blue jeans, an HBK T-Shirt and a Cowboy hat. He drops to his knees and does a little prayer before pyro shoots off behind him. HBK continues his way down the ramp, getting much love from crowd so he slaps a few hands on the way. HBK slides into the ring where he thanks Jennifer and she hands him her mic. Shawn smiles as his music dies down but the fans don't. He waits a few more moments for them to settle down before he finally gets to speak.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-]
" And here we are...Texas is this year's home for the biggest show on earth...WRESTLEMANIA! "
The crowd cheers as HBK nods.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-]
" And what would WrestleMania be without the HeartBreak Kid? "
The crowd cheers some more as Shawn smiles.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-]
" I could get all into what I got planned tonight, but I rather we get the show on the road. Just plan for one hell of a night, I gurantee it. "
The crowd cheers again.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-]
" And whoever isn't down with that, I've only got two words for them. "
HBK holds up the mic as the crowd yells "Suck It!" He smiles and nods his head.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-]
" Now then. You all know them, so give it up for Eminem and Pink! "
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP/TAG TITLE SHOT @ WM7 No Disqualification Tag Match Winning Team: Tag Title Shot @ WrestleMania 7 Whoever Gains Pinfall/Submission: EWE Undisputed Champion Style & Pride Vs. The Extreme Legends The heels get introduced first with Johnny Chaos being introduced last. He mocks the crowd still wearing the MMSW shirt when suddenly Derek and Dutch rush from the back and just massacre him in the aisle. They are relentless in their two on one assault which is only broken up when White Tiger, somewhat reluctantly, comes from the ring to break it up. He and Derek pair off back towards the ring as Dutch is pried away from Johnny by the officials. The match officially begins 4:01 into all of the action. Derek and Tiger fight back and forth culminating in a unique sequence where Derek catches Tiger with a dropkick that sends him flying back towards the ropes. Dutch pulls the ropes down and Tiger goes over tumbling to the floor. Derek sees this and rushes forward in a Tope but misses it and crashes head first to the outside. At 5:50 Tiger tosses Derek back into the ring and goes to shoot off the ropes. Johnny slaps him on the back and brings himself into the match. Johnny points to a picture of Jack Michaels on his shirt and flips off Dutch before nailing "The Last Blast" sitout piledriver dead in the center of the ring. He goes for a cover but Derek gets out at 2 as Johnny mumbles vulgarities. He continues to pound on Derek until Derek manages to reverse an Irish Whip and slams Johnny chest first into the corner. He stumbles back as Derek crawls over to Dutch and makes that tag at 7:03. Dutch rushes Johnny and the two begin to exchange right hands as the crowd goes crazy. Johnny manages to get the advantage after a thumb to the eye but Dutch delivers the dirty right back by fish hooking Johnny and driving him headfirst into his knee. Johnny goes down as Dutch puts the boots to him. He looks around and begins to scale the neutral corner. He looks like he is going to measure up Johnny for a flying knee drop but White Tiger pushes him off and he crashes into the mat and the official. The referee goes flying and by 9:31, both men are slowly getting back up and heading towards their partners. Dutch makes it first and makes the tag as Derek rushes the ring. White Tiger jumps the gun as Johnny refuses to tag him and he meets Derek right in the center of the ring. The two begin to brawl as a new official comes rushing from the back. Tiger nails a textbook drop toe-hold to Derek and flips it around into an STF but Dutch comes back into the ring and breaks it up almost immediately. Johnny rushes over and spears Dutch causing the champion to double up in pain. Derek gets back up and grabs Johnny from behind with a massive Belly-to-Back suplex which folds him in half. White Tiger manages to hook in a Tiger Snare to Derek as he isn't looking and clamps down. Derek fights valiantly but after nearly a full minute in the hold he begins to change colors from lack of oxygen. His eyes glaze as Tiger continues to lock down on the hold but Derek refuses to give up. The blood vessels in his eyes explode as Tiger leans back even harder. At 11:59 Dutch gets back up and sneaks behind Tiger in much the same way and snaps on a Million Dollar Dream. Tiger releases Derek who is out cold to the mat as Dutch holds on to the Dream with all of his might. Tiger starts to collapse down but wills himself enough so he rushes with Dutch towards the corner. Tiger attempts to run the turnbuckle to break the hold but Dutch holds on and rolls with the momentum hitting an absolutely sickening Cobra Clutch Suplex dead in the center of the ring. He bridges the hold and gets the 1, 2, 3!!! The crowd goes crazy as Dutch holds his hands up and the first ref slides back into the ring. He begins to point to Dutch and makes a tagging motion signaling that Tiger and Dutch were not the two legal men. As Dutch celebrates, Johnny Chaos sees the downed Derek in the ring and begins inching his way over. He drapes an arm over him and immediately the original referee drops down. He quickly counts 1, 2, 3 and raises Johnny's arm as Dutch turns around in confusion. Johnny is awarded the belt as Dutch goes to check on Derek and looks up at the two referees who are still discussing the finish. WINNER AT 14:00: Johnny Chaos (New Champion) MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS: 3/28/11 EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Cryme Tyme(c) Vs. Hardcore Stratusfaction [ As the match gets under way Mickie and JTG start us off. They keep it pretty back and forth until Shad gets tagged in at 2:01 and hits a quick clothesline. From there Cryme Tyme begins to isolate Mickie for awhile. They get several near falls but Mickie finally makes the tag to Trish at 4:14. Trish comes in and hits JTG with Air Canada. Hardcore Stratusfaction then begins to isolate JTG. At 5:32 Mickie hits a One-handed Cartwheel into a standing Monkey Flip. Mickie covers only getting a two count. The isolation continues with Trish hitting the Stratusphere at 6:15 and Mickie hitting the Mick-A-Rana at 6:52. Both times getting a near fall. ] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ They continue to isolate JTG until finaly Shad makes a blind tag. Shad comes in giving Mickie a boot to the face. Shad covers but Mickie kicks out. As Mickie attempts the MickieDT, Shad counters it with the Thugnificent! He makes the cover, but Trish breaks it up. Shad makes the tag to JTG and they hit Mickie with the Thug Special. Trish breaks it up though and soon Mickie tags her in. JTG goes for a clothesline, but Trish dodges with the MaTrish, then as they both turn around Trish connects with a Chick Kick! Trish makes the cover, but Shad breaks it up. As they get back up JTG quickly hits Trish with a Box Cutter. JTG covers but it's only another two count. ] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ After some time goes by and all the madness begins to insue. Trish hits JTG with a Stratusfaction....but before she can cover Shad hits Trish with the Thugnificent....but again before he can cover, Mickie gives Shad the MickieDT! Mickie covers and the ref counts the 1...2....3! ] WINNERS at 9:14: Hardcore Stratusfaction (New Champions)
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With the singing of America The Beautiful and the Opening Show by Eminem & Pink done, the camera heads to ringside where Jennifer Sparks is standing there with a smile on her face.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the EWE Tag Team Championship!"
A mash up of "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Goin' Down" is played over the p/a system as the first entrance music of the night was heard in the giant Cowboys Stadium. The Extreme Legends were making their way down the huge ramp, amidst boos and jeers.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"Introducing first... the challengers, accompanied to the ring by Drama, at a combined weight of 461 lbs., the team of "The Extreme One" Johnny Chaos and "The EWE Legend" White Tiger... together they are the EXTREME LEGENDS!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Here they come Jimmy, the #1 Contenders for the EWE Tag Team Championship, Johnny Chaos and White Tiger."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"This is what WrestleMania should start off with, and it's with a bang!"
The duo were now in the ring when a sound of laughing was heard followed by "Hardcore Country". Trish Stratus and Mickie James made their way down the ramp, their EWE Tag Team Championship belts around their waists and Mickie's X-Core title over her shoulder.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"And introducing their opponents, they are the EWE Tag Team Champions first from Toronto, Canada TRISH STRATUS! ....And from Richmond, Virginia, she is the X-Core Champion MICKIE JAMES!... they are HARDCORE STRATUSFACTION!"
The current tag team champions make their way down the ramp, as some cat calls were heard from the Arlington audience.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"here they come, Hardcore Stratusfaction! They won the Tag team titles on Chaos a few weeks ago, beating Cryme Tyme."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"And they have a huge task in Johnny Chaos and White Tiger! I like both teams, so I don't care who wins."
The tag team champions were in the ring now as they started across from their challengers. Handing the referee their belts, we see an image of the EWE Tag Team Championships being held up. From there, the bell would ring.
EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
STANDARD TAG MATCH
Hardcore Stratusfaction(c) Vs. The Extreme Legends
[ The match starts off with White Tiger and Mickie James. The two circle each other, before Johnny Chaos calls White Tiger to him. After some discussing, Johnny Chaos is tagged in. Now it's Johnny vs. Mickie. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"This is interesting. Johnny Chaos and Mickie James start us off."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"This is hilarious! Do you not see what Johnny's doing!?"
[ What Johnny Chaos was doing, was hitting on Mickie James. However, all his advances seem to be futile because Mickie keeps pushing the man away. Upset, Johnny Chaos asks her something again, only to get responded back with a slap! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"A huge shot by Mickie James!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"What's going on here!?"
[ A seething Johnny Chaos ran at Mickie James only to get a drop toe hold. Mickie from there on, completely dominates Johnny Chaos, cutting him off at every move, kicking him, punching him, slapping him and after some struggle, makes the hot tag to White Tiger. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Mickie James has embarrassed Johnny Chaos here at WrestleMania!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"I don't know what to say here!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"That's what happens when it's all four heels; you're quiet."
[ As Johnny tags in White Tiger, Mickie tags in Trish and at that point, WT floors Trish with a clothesline. White Tiger completely dominates Trish right here, much like Mickie had done earlier to Johnny. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"I've never seen White Tiger this dominant."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"I've never seen you this calm."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"It's the heels, Steele. It's the heels."
[ Seeing her partner in trouble, Mickie quickly comes in, only for the referee to push her back. With the referee distracted Johnny Chaos comes in and slams Trish's head down. Mickie's anger allows her to get past the referee and go face to face with Johnny. And again, Johnny Chaos begins to make advances at her. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Johnny's at it again!?"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Atta boy, Johnny!"
[ After it seemed Mickie was taking consideration, she kicks Johnny in the stomach and hit the MickieDT! Looking at her fallen partner, White Tiger comes from the ropes out of nowhere with a Double Struck Down on the Hardcore ones! White Tiger then falls on Trish Stratus for the one...two...three! ]
WINNERS at 5:30: THE EXTREME LEGENDS (New Champions)
Judges: 4 Out of 4
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"Here are your winners... AND THE NEW EWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Johnny Chaos, White Tiger, THE EXTREME LEGENDS!"
Extreme Legends would be celebrating with their new belts as "Welcome to the Jungle" played. They'd be celebrating in the ring.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"New tag team champions to kick off WrestleMania Jimmy!"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"That was extreme!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"You're stupid."
All of the sudden "Time to Rock N Roll" by Lil Kim hits over the PA system getting boos from the crowd, yet still some cheers, when Trish splits the curtains. JUSTIN WHITE: The Tag match isn't scheduld until later isn't it? KELLY: That's right, I don't know what she's doing. [color=violet][b]LETICIA CLINE:[/b] Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...TRISH STRATUS! Trish continues down the ramp and enters the ring where Leticia hands her the mic. Trish smiles at the mixed up fans before her music fades. TRISH STRATUS: I know you want to know, why is the great Trish Stratus in your presence, her match isn't until later on. I'll tell you why I'm out here, and that's to right a wrong. WrestleMania 7 is coming up...The biggest Pay Per View of the year, and they got Christy Chaos and some loser Britney West in the title match? Are they absolutely serious? The crowd both cheers and boos. TRISH STRATUS: That's just wrong and needs to be corrected. Six WrestleMania's in EWE's existence....and 3 of them featured a very specific person in the Women's Title match. Those three WrestleMania's were bigger and better for that purpose. So, I'm here to do that for WrestleMania 7. With my status in EWE, I know noone will argue when I insert myself into the Women's Championship match and make it a Triple Threat. Mixed reaction from the crowd. KELLY: She can't do that! JUSTIN WHITE: Why not? She's a hall of famer, and a 4x Women's Champion. KELLY: Non of those accolades include being the Chairman. JUSTIN WHITE: Well she was the Diva's League General Manager, she should be Ladies Night GM too. KELLY: Diva's League never even launched. TRISH STRATUS: So Jensen...I'd like you to come out and make it offic.. Trish stops when she realizes her mic stops working. Trish smacks it a couple times. JUSTIN WHITE: She seems to be experiencing technical difficulties. KELLY: Did you hear the static in your mic, now mine too, I think we are too. JUSTIN WHITE: No way that's not The commentators are cut off while the lights begin to flicker. Trish looks around trying to figure out what's going on when suddenly the lights and everything just shut completely off. EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFCULTIES, SORRY FOR THE INCONVINIENCE LADIES NIGHT: 3/26/11 Trish gets the mic from Leticia as her music begins to fade away. [-TRISH STRATUS-] The crowd boos, disagreeing. [-TRISH STRATUS-] Trish smiles as the crowd boos. [-TRISH STRATUS-] Trish is cut off when her mic goes to static again. The lights start to flicker, just like last week. [-JUSTIN WHITE-] [-KELLY-] The lights flicker a little more then suddenly everything shuts off. Commentary, mic, lights, everything except the camera that is recording darkness. Suddenly the titan tron lights up. All we see is Static until words break through the static. FINAL CUT
We see more static as the next part breaks through. LAST STAND
Once again we see nothing but static on the titan tron before the next part. FINAL BATTLE
You get it by now, Static...then the next part. HELL FROZEN OVER
The static picks up one more time as the last part comes through. WRESTLEMANIA 7
The Static disappears off the titan tron and all the lights come back on. Just when you think it's done, one more image comes up on the titan tron.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Speaking of which, Eighteen smiles and nods to Rikku, and smirks to Mr. Man who has rolled out on the floor and is looking at her. Eighteen walks back through the curtains while Rikku continues to celebrate. As Mr. Man heads up the ramp Rikku is suddenly struck from behind with a steel chair....BY TRISH! [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Trish smiles as the crowd boos. Rikku gets back up, only for Trish to deck her right between the eyes! [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Trish grabs Rikku by the hair and quickly hits a Stratusfaction right on the chair! [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Trish demands a mic from Jennifer, who reluctantly gives it to her. Trish smiles and looks down at Rikku. [-TRISH STRATUS-] Trish drops the mic as "Time to Rock N Roll" hits over the PA Speakers and the crowd just boos. [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] |
The scene returns to ringside where "Time to Rock and Roll" by Lil Kim is playing overhead. The crowd boos as Trish steps out from behind the curtain. She points up at the rafters before heading down to the ring.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Here comes Trish Stratus, and she looks ready for action. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" I hope she slaps Rikku all over the ring. No one likes her anyways"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Rikku? Everyone loves Rikku.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario Canada...TRISH STRATUS!! "
The fans continue to boo as Trish gets in the ring and shows off. The music changes to "Real Emotion" as the fans erupt. Rikku comes skipping out of the back. She waves to the fans happily before skipping down to the ring.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" I can‘t believe how carefree she is acting. It‘s like a slap in Trish‘s face."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Rikku is always like this. What's your problem?"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Trish just had a grueling match with the Extreme Legends. She's not ready to fight again"
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" And her opponent, from Spira. She is RIKKU!! "
STANDARD MATCH
Trish Stratus Vs. Rikku
[ The bell rings and Rikku waves to Trish. Trish smiles and extends her hand. Rikku grabs it and shakes it. Trish sneers and kicks Rikku in the gut. She pulls Rikku in and nails a DDT. She goes for a quick pin but Rikku easily kicks out at two. Trish pulls Rikku to her feet and locks her in a head lock. She delivers a few knees before hitting another DDT on Rikku. Trish pins again but again Rikku kicks out at two. Trish gets mad and starts stomping on Rikku as the fans begin to boo. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" What a vicious assault by Trish. Looks like she is taking out all her aggression on Rikku"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Rikku deserves it. That‘s what she gets for making a mockery out of Trish"
[ Trish again picks Rikku up. She stands Rikku up and backs off. She spins for the Chick Kick but Rikku ducks. When Trish comes around, Rikku dropkicks Trish. Both get to their feet at about the same time when Rikku dropkicks Trish again. This happens one last time as Trish rolls out of the ring. Rikku bounces off the far rope and jumps on the top rope. Trish moves but Rikku just balances on the rope. She blows Trish a kiss before back flipping back in the ring. Trish slams the apron in anger and turns around. Rikku takes this opportunity to baseball slide Trish in the back. Trish hit's the guard rail as the fans cheer. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"There she goes again, trying to make Trish look bad."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Give it a rest. Rikku is just trying to keep Trish off balance."
[ Rikku dances around the ring, showing off for the fans. Trish gets to her feet, glaring at Rikku. The fans boo when Mickie comes running out of the back. She goes to Trish and tries to pep talk Trish who just pushes her away. Rikku waves at Mickie who jumps up on the apron. The referee walks over and orders Mickie to get down. Rikku makes a face at Mickie and turns just in time to be leveled by a steel chair by Trish. Trish tosses the chair out of the ring as the fans boo. Mickie drops down and backs up as Trish pins Rikku. The referee drops down and counts one... ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Finally some justice"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Not like this, come on Rikku.."
[ Two...KICK OUT by Rikku. The fans erupt as Trish sits up, looking dumbfounded. She holds up three fingers to the ref who shakes his head and tells her two. She rolls Rikku back on her back and tries again, getting the same two count. Trish slams her fist into the ground before pulling Rikku to her feet. She sets her up for the Stratusfaction. She runs for the rope but Rikku breaks free and dropkicks Trish from behind. Trish falls on the second rope as the fans cheer. Rikku tries for the Overdrive but Trish moves in time. Rikku lands on the apron as Trish climbs to her feet Rikku springs over and cross bodies Trish The referee counts but Trish escapes at two. Trish again rolls to the floor. Rikku drops to all fours, still trying to shake off the effects of that chair shot. Mickie walks over to Trish who again pushes her away. Trish points toward the back as Mickie nods and heads off ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Where the hell is she going?"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Looks like Hardcore Stratusfaction still isn't seeing eye to eye after losing the tag titles.
[ Trish rolls back in the ring as Rikku jumps back to her feet. Trish charges in for a clothesline but Rikku does the Matrix to avoid it. Trish gets mad and tries again while Rikku again dodges the move. Trish kicks Rikku and smirks as she sets Rikku up for the Hyper Drive. Rikku struggles free and head buts Trish. She catches Trish and delivers...the Stratusfaction! The fans erupt as Rikku rolls up Trish getting the 1..2...3! The bell rings as Rikku jumps to her feet to celebrate. ]
WINNER at 8:42: Rikku
Judges: 6 Out of 6
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" Here is your winner....Rikku!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Rikku pulls it off, what a great match"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"What a complete travesty! Trish was screwed."
Trish slowly climbs to her feet and glares at Rikku. Rikku sticks out her hand. Trish scoffs but shakes it. She then rolls out of the ring and heads for the back as Rikku continues to celebrate..
The camera pans to a set of legs as the woman speaks
[-???-]
" Trish Stratus, Mickie James, Candice Michelle and more. Lesbians, diva history makers and Playboy Sluts. It's time for me to return. Candice....if your listening. Come out and Play.... "
The camera pans to Melina as she says
[-MELINA PEREZ-]
" Cause I'm back.....BITCH!!!!!!!!!! "
Melina does her high pitched scream as the cameraman falls
EWE DIVA'S/X-CORE CHAMPIONSHIP STANDARD MATCH Mickie James© Vs. Kelsi Parr A very good back and forth match, that gets a little hardcore after the edition of the X-Core Championship. It's unfortunate I'm late and pressed for time, this match as did the previous match, deserves better than this, but none the less....after many close attempts and a close match that could go either way, it's Kelsi Parr who counters a Mick Kick and Knocks Mickie Smooth The F*ck Out!...No seriously that's the name of the move, minus Mickie. WINNER at 10:32: Kelsi Parr (New Champion x2)
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We return to ringside where Jennifer Sparks is standing in the ring. The bell rings three times as she lifts her microphone.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall......and is for the Divas and X-core Championships!"
"Obsession" plays as Mickie James comes out of the back. She holds the X-Core title over her head getting a few boos from the crowd. She walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans out stretched hands.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"Introducing first. From Richmond, VA, she is the X-core champion Mickie James!
The booing changes to cheers when the music changes to "Hell Yea" by Rev Theory. Kelsi walks out of the curtains, looking down the ramp at Mickie. She takes off the Divas title and holds it over her head.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Her opponent from Fountain Colorado she is the Divas champion, Kelsi Parr!"
Kelsi walks down the ramp, giving a few high fives to the fans. She slides in the ring and stares down Mickie. Both girls hand their titles over to the referee who holds both of them up in the air.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Here we go, our second title match of the night"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"I can't wait for Mickie to finally show Kelsi that she is the one not up to par."
EWE DIVA'S & X-CORE CHAMPIONSHIPS
EXTREME RULES MATCH
Kelsi Parr(c) Vs. Mickie James(c)
[ The bell ring and the two girls circle each other. They lock up in the middle of the ring. They tug at each other but neither move. They break the hold and lock up again. Again neither can take the advantage. Finally they lock up for the third time, but Kelsi hit's a quick arm drag. Both get to their feet where again Kelsi arm drags Mickie. This happens twice more before Mickie rolls to the floor. The fans cheer as Mickie nods in approval. She gets back in the ring and again they lock up. This time it is Mickie who arm drags Kelsi. After two more times, Kelsi rolls out of the ring. The fans boo as Mickie smirks at Kelsi. Kelsi gives her a short applause before sliding back into the ring. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Both woman are feeling each other out right now"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"They need to step it up. This is Wrestlemania not a house show."
[ Mickie seems to have heard this. This time when Kelsi goes to lock up, Mickie slaps her. The fans ohh. Kelsi returns the favor with a slap of her own. Again Mickie slaps Kelsi. Kelsi returns it with a punch. Mickie spears Kelsi and starts nailing her with rights. Kelsi rolls her over and gets a few rights of her own in. They both get to their feet and Kelsi kicks Mickie. She grabs her head and hits a spinning neck breaker. Kelsi picks up Mickie and hit's a short arm clothesline. She tries for a pin but Mickie easily escapes. Mickie gets to her feet just to be kicked again. This time Kelsi hit's a double arm DDT. The fans cheer as she quickly locks on the Sub-Par. Mickie starts screaming, trying to reach for the rope. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"This can't be happening, reach for the ropes Mickie"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"You're suppose to be impartial. "
[ Mickie starts yelling that she heard something snap on her arm. Kelsi quickly lets go as Mickie curls up in the fetal position, holding her arm close to her. Kelsi walks over and looks down on Mickie. Mickie grabs her and rolls her into a small package. Kelsi is able to kick out at two. Both girls hit their feet where Mickie nails a thunderous Mick kick, sending Kelsi to the ground in a heap. Mickie smiles and moves her arm, showing that it's alright. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"I can't believed she would pull such a dirty trick. She knows that Kelsi is afraid of using that move."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Serves her right. If she can't handle crippling her opponent, she needs to hit the road."
[ Mickie rolls Kelsi up in a pin. At two, Kelsi escapes. Mickie lifts Kelsi up and nails another Mick Kick. This time Mickie grabs Kelsi's arm and locks on the Sub Parr. Kelsi struggles as Mickie tightens the hold. Finally Kelsi manages to put her foot on the bottom rope. The referee starts counting but Mickie won't let go. Finally after threatening to DQ her, Mickie jumps to her feet. She reminds the referee that this match in under X-core rules. Kelsi takes this moment to roll to the floor for a breather, ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Kelsi is in a world of trouble here.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"See the first victory was a fluke, we will have a new champion soon enough"
[ Kelsi slides back in the ring as Mickie slides out Mickie slides back in as Kelsi slides out. Mickie fakes out sliding out of the ring, bringing Kelsi back in. she stomps on Kelsi before she can get up. Mickie picks up Kelsi and slams Kelsi's arm over her shoulder. Mickie grabs Kelsi's arm again but Kelsi grabs Mickie and lifts her up on her shoulders. Mickie slides loose and whips Kelsi around, grabbing her head. She screams for the Mickie DDT but Kelsi instead hit's a northern lights suplex, getting a two count. Both woman get to their feet where Kelsi tries for a school girl. Mickie kicks out. Both get to their feet and Mickie goes for a Mick Kick but Kelsi ducks. Kelsi tries for a clothesline, but Mickie ducks. This time she catches Kelsi with another Mick Kick on the rebound. Mickie pins for the one...for the two..for the....kick out! The fans cheer as Mickie sits up, looking shocked. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"That was a slow count!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" I can't believe she kicked out. Mickie is in shock."
[ Mickie gets to her feet and readies yet another kick. Kelsi slowly climbs to her feet. She walks into Mickie who goes for the kick. Somehow Kelsi gets Mickie on her shoulders and nails her KSTFO! Kelsi falls on the pin This time Mickie kicks out right at two. Both woman lay in the ring, trying to catch their breath. The fans cheer as the referee starts counting. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Get up Mickie!"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Someone get up, this match can't end like this."
[ At about eight, both girls slowly get to their feet. Kelsi hits Mickie with a right, staggering Mickie. Mickie retaliates with a right of her own. Kelsi swings but Mickie ducks, picking Kelsi up on her shoulders. She smiles, ready to use Kelsi's own move. But Kelsi racks Mickie's eyes, managing to slide loose. Mickie turns and Kelsi hits the Mick Kick on Mickie. She again falls on the pin but Mickie again kicks out at two. Mickie gets to her feet about the same time as Kelsi. She scoop slams Kelsi and walks over to the corner. She slowly starts climbing to the top turnbuckle. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"What is she thinking, she isn't a high flyer"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"It's Wrestlemania, you can't leave anything in the back"
[ Mickie has made it to the top turnbuckle. Kelsi has also slowly got to her feet. Mickie jumps off, looking for a cross body. Kelsi moves forward and catches Mickie on her shoulders. She spins around a few times before delivering another KSTFO. She falls on the pin and this time scores the three count. ]
WINNER at 11:11: Kelsi Parr (Still Champion & New Champion)
Judges: 5 Out of 5
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" NOOO, Mickie just lost her X-core title. What a terrible night for Hardcore Stratusfaction."
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"What a great night for Kelsi. She just proved that the first time was no fluke."
Rev Theory' "Hell Yea" is playing overhead as Kelsi slowly climbs to her feet. The referee hands her both the titles as Kelsi smiles. She puts both titles around her waist and turns in time to see Mickie standing behind her. The two have a brief stare down before Mickie extends her hand. Kelsi takes it and the two shake hands. Mickie turns sideways with Kelsi and holds her hands up as the fans cheer. Mickie rolls out of the ring and lets Kelsi have her moment. Kelsi climbs to the top turnbuckle and poses for the crowd
(We see Pink walking the hallways when she suddenly stops and shields her eyes.)
Pink: God that is bright... And what the hell happened to your skin???
(The camera pulls back and we see the newly crowned Million Dollar champion Dustin Jobber standing in a Hawaiian shirt with the diamond encrusted belt slung over his shoulder.)
Dustin Jobber: It's called being "sexified" babycakes. So I hear you are some kind of singer eh?
(Pink frowns.)
Pink: Well yeah. I...
Dustin Jobber: Do you know the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black???
Pink: Yeah I know Friday.
(Dustin perks up.)
Dustin Jobber: You do??? Then we should do a duet for all of the Wrestlemania audience!!!
(Pink snickers.)
Pink: But that song is terrible.
(Dustin scoffs.)
Dustin Jobber: Terrible... Pfft. You are just nervous. Come on just one verse with me and I'll even prompt you through it. You ready??? Ahem...
(Music starts to pop out of nowhere as Dustin sings.)
Dustin Jobber: Seven AM; waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh... Got to go downstairs... Gotta have my bowl; Gotta have my cerial... Seeing everything and time is a-going... Ticking on and on... Everybody's rushing. Gotta get down to the bus stop... Gotta catch my bus... I SEE MY FRIENDS!
(Pink just stares at Dustin as he is rocking out when suddenly Jay Jobber comes from out of the locker room.)
Jay Jobber: Kicking in the front seat... Sitting in the back seat. I gotta make my mind up... Which seat can I take???
(Suddenly Jon Jobber runs out of the locker room tossing sugar up in the air.)
Jon Jobber: It's Friday... Friday... Gotta get down on Friday...
(All of the sudden the locker room opens up completely and just random EWE personalities begin to pour out singing along.)
White Knight: Everybody's looking forward to the weekend... Weekend!
Doctor Quackerton Jr.: .....
The Hurricane: Friday, Friday...
HBK: Getting down on Friday!!!
Mr. Jobber: BURP!
Justin White: Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
(Dustin suddenly takes center stage.)
Dustin Jobber: Partying, Partying...
Everyone: YEAH!
Dustin Jobber: Partying, Partying...
Everyone: YEAH!
Dustin Jobber: Fun, fun, fun, errr...
(The music suddenly stops as Venom comes walking out. Everyone stares at him as Venom eyeballs the lot of them and then SPEAKS.)
Venom: WE... SO... EXCITED...
(Everyone stands mouth agape when suddenly the music hits again and everyone begins to sing along. Venom bobs his head along leaving Pink with a very bemused look on her face...)
As the camera's return to ringside we see Jennifer Sparks standing by.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" As ordered by Michael Jensen, the following contest has been changed to a no disqualification match! "
The crowd cheers until "Highway to Hell" by ACDC hits over the PA system. Some of the cheers turn into boos when Dean steps through the curtains, now getting a 50/50 reaction.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" Introducing first...from Lawerence Kansas...weighing in at 250 pounds....The Dean of Mean...DEAN WINCHESTER!! "
Dean continues down the ramp towards the ring.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Why have some of his fans turned on him? Did they get smart finally? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Dean went pretty dark just to get under Johnny's skin. Johnny's a prick sure, but Dean crossed a very fine line and some of these fans are letting him know that. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Whatever, I think it was briliant. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Well you condone things like that, I don't. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" I'm a man, you're a pussy, got it. "
Dean gets in the ring and waits as his music begins to die down. There's a few moments of silence until "Goin Down" by Three Days Grace kicks over the PA Speakers. The crowd shifts into all boos when Johnny and Drama split the curtains with the Tag Title draped over Johnny's shoulder.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" And his opponent...accompanied by his wife Drama. From Kansas City Missouri...weighing in at 232 pounds...He is one half of the NEW EWE Tag Team Champion...The Extreme One, JOHNNY CHAOS!! "
Johnny and Drama continue to casually walk their way down the ramp smirking at the booing fans.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Here comes one half of the new EWE Tag Team Champions. Like it or not. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" We like it, it's alot better than a couple of lesbians. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" If that's what you think, but it's not about that, this is about Johnny's retirement tour. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Which by the way he's still undefeated on, thought I should mention that. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" I'm sure you did. "
Johnny walks up the steps and enters the ring, where he holds the ropes for his wife. Johnny smirks at Dean before looking to the crowd and raising up his Tag Team Title with a smug look on his face. Johnny hands the title over to Drama as she steps out of the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH
Dean Winchester Vs. Johnny Chaos
[ Immediately Dean tackles Johnny and begins punching the crap out of him. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Dean already on the assault. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" What's his problem? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Everything about Johnny. "
[ Dean continues to hit several hard rights and lefts before finally getting up. As Johnny gets up Dean quickly grabs him and hits a scoop powerslam. Dean then rolls out of the ring and starts digging underneath. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" What's he doing? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" It's been changed to no DQ Jimmy. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" So, only Johnny is allowed to use weapons. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Right. "
[ Dean pulls a table out as the crowd cheers. Dean lays it to the side then pulls a kendo stick out and climbs back in the ring. As Johnny gets up, Dean cracks him in the gut, then the back, then acrossed the forehead knocking him back down. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" That shot made quite an echo. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" That isn't fair! "
[ Dean drops the kendo stick and flips Johnny over before locking in THE MEAN! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" THE MEAN! This could be over already! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" No Way! Come on Johnny! "
[ Johnny fights as Dean keeps the hold locked in. After being in the hold for quite a bit Johnny finally pulls arms free. Johnny pulls himself up and quickly nails Dean with a standing dropkick. They both get back up, only for Johnny to quickly nail a Side-Effect. Johnny signals to Drama, who slides him in a chair. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Look at this, having his wife get his weapons for him. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Bloody genius Steele, then he can stay in the ring and watch Dean instead of him getting up when he gets it. "
[ Dean staggers up as Johnny hits up the gut with the end of the chair. Johnny then cracks him acrossed the back. Johnny takes one more shot nailing Dean right between the eyes before Johnny throws the chair down. Johnny grabs Dean's legs and turn him over to lock in The Chaos Effect! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Chaos Effect! Dean's fucked now! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" He may be if he can't get out of this. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" And he won't. "
[ Dean screams and tries to crawl for the ropes. As he gets a fingertip on the rope Johnny drags him acrossed the ring and locks it back in. Dean keeps screaming and crawls back over again, only for Johnny to drag him again. Dean crawls over for a third time, and this time gets the rope. Being No DQ though, Johnny keeps it locked in. The ref can only plea with Johnny to let go, but of course he don't. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Come on! he's got the ropes! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" No DQ Steele. "
[ Dean pulls himself all the way under the ropes and acrossed the apron. Getting Johnny stuck up against the ropes he has to finally let go, as Dean hits the floor. Dean starts to get up, but Drama runs over and kicks him in the face. Drama steps back when she sees her husband backing up. Johnny runs and leaps over the top rope, crashing on Dean with a cross body as he got up. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" The Extreme One soars! "
[ They both lay there for a moment as the crowd gets amped up. As they finally get up they trade shots back and forth and around the ring. Dean finally whips Johnny into the steel post. Dean walks over and picks up the table he pulled out earlier. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Dean's thinking like a dudley now. "
[ Dean doesn't even set it up with the legs, he just lays one end on the barricade and the other end on the steps. He turns around to see Johnny rushing at him with a spear, but Dean grabs him and hits a powerslam through the table! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" That's cheating! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" But it wasn't when Johnny used the chair? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" No, cause that was Johnny. "
[ Dean picks Johnny up out of the rubble and rolls him into the ring. Drama can't bare it and walks up the ramp to the back. Dean makes the cover as the ref counts the one...two....thre...Johnny barely kicks out. Dean shakes his head in disbelief. He yanks Johnny up and nails The Exercisim! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" The Exercisim! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" NO! "
[ About that time we find out that Drama didn't leave because she couldn't bare, but for other purposes, as she comes down the ramp, along with Katie who's arms and legs are shackled together. Drama pulls her by the chain down the ramp. Dean starts to make the cover on Johnny, but facing the ramp he immediately sees the display and stands right back up before the ref can even hit two. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" What an idiot! He coulda won right there! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Have some compassion Jimmy, he's distracted. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" No such thing as a distraction in this business, any TRUE Champion will tell you that, something Dean will never know about. "
[ Dean yells at Drama who stops at the end of the ramp. Drama smiles and flaunts Katie to Dean by rubbing her hand down her cheek. Dean gets more and more frustrated until he starts to step between the ropes, he's quickly pulled back by Johnny who quickly nails The Extreme MakeOver! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Briliant! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Pathetic, you mean. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" No, Brilliant! "
[ Drama smirks as Johnny makes the cover and the ref counts the one...two...thre...KICK OUT! Katie smiles while Drama looks on in shock, so does Johnny, with frustration added in. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" How? "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" She's how. "
[ Dean looks at Katie, and seeing her is clearly the reason he kicked out, that ol Adrenaline thing. Johnny picks Dean up, but Dean quickly tackles him back down and hits several hard rights. Dean then rolls out of the ring and gets in Drama's face, who quickly runs off around the ring leaving Katie. Dean looks at Katie and assures that she's ok. Katie warns him as Dean looks around to see Johnny flying over the top rope. Dean quickly shoves Katie out of the way as Johnny crashes back ontop of him! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" Chivalrist. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" 10 to 1 Jay misspelled that. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" What? "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Nothing. "
[ Johnny hits Dean with several rights of his own before getting up. Johnny looks under the ring and finds a baseball bat. He turns back to Dean, only to be kicked in the gut. Dean picks the dropped Bat up and nails Johnny in the face with the end of the bat. Johnny falls back holding his face As Dean grabs him and rolls him back in the ring. Dean slides in bat in hand and cracks Johnny acrossed the back. Dean drops the bat and smiles at Katie as he yanks Johnny up by the hair. He lifts him up once again for the Exercisim, but Johnny counters into a modified Extreme MakeOver, on the Chair from earlier! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Did you see that?! "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" It was a good counter, not going to deny that. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Cover! Why isn't he covering?! "
[ Jimmy's right as Johnny hasn't tried covering yet. Johnny lays there, as Dean had bounced off the chair and back on his back. Johnny decides not taking the chance of another kick out so he places the chair on Dean's chest and begins climbing the turnbukle. Katie screams at Dean to get up, but it's no use as Johnny leaps off the turnbukle and connects THE EXTREME SPLASH! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" The Extreme Splash! "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" On the chair too! that's why he's the Extreme One! "
[ Johnny holds his gut while making the cover on Dean. The ref slides down and makes the count for the one....two...three! ]
WINNER at 10:21: Johnny Chaos
Judges: 2 Out of 4 (One picked Draw)
"Goin Down" by Three Days Grace kicks back over the PA System as Johnny rolls out of the ring still holding his gut.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
" The winner of this match....The Extreme One, JOHNNY CHAOS!! "
Johnny is sitting on the floor when Drama rushes over to help him up. The two smile as the ref gets out and raises his hand.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" I may not like the result, but it was a good match. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" What's their to bitch about? He can't cheat in a No DQ Match. "
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
" No, but bringing in his captive girlfriend as a distraction wasn't exactly playing fair. "
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
" Ah, but briliant strategy that got the job done. "
Johnny holds his gut with one hand also holds the tag title over his shoulder, and Drama's hand with his other hand. While Drama grabs Katie's chain with her other hand and the three head up the ramp. Dean sits up holding his head as the camera fades to...
STEEL CAGE MATCH
Sean "Slug" Lewis Vs. Nero Phoenix
[ Coming Soon? ]
WINNER at ??:??: Sean "Slug" Lewis
Judges: 4 Out of 6
After the match, we see Mr. Man sitting in the turnbuckle corner, sitting and pouting like an emo kid. Grabbing a microphone, he kept his head down. MR. MAN: She keeps doing this to me! She ruined my chances of headlining WrestleMania, and ruined my happy ending. How am I going to end Act III on a good note instead of tragic? The EWE Nation was shocked, not knowing what Mr. Man was talking about, so it was pretty silent. MR. MAN: I know what I have to do! I have to make the challenge. Getting up, a sly grin came to Mr. Man's face as he looked at the entrance. MR. MAN: You eliminated me at Sole Survivor, and you've ruined my life. I know you're here Eighteen! I'm challenging you to a match at WrestleMania! The Taco Bell Arena exploded when they heard Mr. Man saying that. It was the most coherent thing he's said all night. As they were cheering there was no music playing, and no real answer. MR. MAN: Eighteen come on! Face me at WrestleMania! Get out here and accept! Please, Eighteen, I need this... Instead of Eighteen's music playing, they heard "Welcome to the Jungle" playing, causing a rather mixed reaction, to say it nicely. White Tiger comes from the back and into the ring and stood away from Mr. Man. WHITE TIGER: Whoa Manny, calm down there... MR. MAN: I called out Eighteen, not you! WHITE TIGER: I know you called out Eighteen, but she's not responding. I'm responding! A face to face between the two happens as neither man backs down. The crowd goes into a frenzy from it. MR. MAN: What do you want Jeff? Because I don't have time for you spouting off your mouth tonight. WHITE TIGER: As Eighteen's trainer and her being my favorite student, I don't think you should face Eighteen at WrestleMania, especially after you lost four times. She has nothing to prove to you! MR. MAN: And since when did you become Eighteen's secretary? I'm not asking you to face her, I'm asking her to face me at WrestleMania. WHITE TIGER: You wanna face her? That's fine, but the only way she is going to accept your challenge at WrestleMania, is if you earn it. The two looked at each other, Mr. Man not quite sure what White Tiger's saying. MR. MAN: What are you talking about? WHITE TIGER: Are you stupid? You wanna face Eighteen at WrestleMania? Well then you have to go through me. Think about it Mr. Man, if you can beat Eighteen's trainer then she'll have no choice but to face you at WrestleMania. What do you say? MR. MAN: Alright, I'll fight you White Tiger. But we're not gonna do this on any random Chaos; let's do this at No Love Lost! That way when I win, I can have my happy ending at WrestleMania. WHITE TIGER: Alright, No Love Lost it is. But to make it official, let's shake on it Mr. Man. White Tiger put his hand out, but Mr. Man looked at it hesitantly, knowing not to trust the so-called Legend. WHITE TIGER: Don't you trust me? I don't need to do anything tonight; I'll beat you down at No Love Lost. So come on, shake my hand! Keeping his hand out, Mr. Man slowly shakes it, and pulls White Tiger close for a stare down. Backing away, White Tiger grabbed his hand, and pulled him right into a microphone shot! The fans booing as Mr. Man went down holding his head, White Tiger would just laugh and leave the ring as "Welcome to the Jungle" played again. NO LOVE LOST 2011 STANDARD MATCH White Tiger Vs. Mr. Man Man continues to hold his gut as WT climbs back to his feet. WT grabs Man and nails a Tiger Driver before going for another cover for another two count. WT controls a little more of the match before hitting a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker at 10:13. WT looks at Mr. Man before he goes to lock back in the Tiger's Snare, but Man quickly hits an elbow to WT's face. As WT holds his face Man gets up and quickly kicks WT in the gut before nailing the Future Shock! Mr. Man sits up and smirks as he looks at WT and then locks in the.....wait...WTF? [JONATHAN STEELE] [JIMMY JUSTICE] WT fights to get out of the hold he should know pretty well himself, while Mr Man looks very crazed and continues to tighten the hold. WT isn't close enough to the ropes and the look in Mr. Man's eyes spell disaster, there's no way out of this. Suddenly though Mr Man lets go of the hold. He gets up and notices Eighteen standing on the stage. Mr Man begins to yell at her, even without a mic he is very loud so we can hear what he's saying. [MR. MAN] Eighteen never moves though, everyone is looking around very confused. Why is everyone confused? And better yet why hasn't Eighteen budged, that's not like her. [JONATHAN STEELE] [JIMMY JUSTICE] Ah that explains it all, Eighteen isn't even there, Mr Man is the only one that sees her. While Mr Man continues to yell at a non-existant Eighteen, WT slowly creeps up on the turnbukle. Mr Man suddenly gets confused, as he realised Eighteen isn't there, he turns around only to be nailed with the STRUCK DOWN! White Tiger makes the cover and gets the three count! WINNER AT 13:47: White Tiger
MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS: 3/28/11 [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Before Jonathan can finish what he was about to say, the familiar sound of "Faint" by Linkin Park could be heard, as the entire EWE Nation went on their feet for the surprise appearance of Android #18. [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Android #18 made her way down the ramp by now and just as she was going to turn to the steps, a chair struck her from behind? [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] It turned out to be Mr. Man who smacked Eighteen in the back with a steel chair. Eighteen was struggling to move from where she was, when Mr. Man throws her in the ring. [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Following the Android, Mr. Man would wait for her to get up, and when she did, he hit Eighteen across the skull with the chair! The shocked crowed in Phoenix were unsure what to think. [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] At this point, Mr. Man unfolded the chair to where he can sit on it, while it is across Android #18's neck. He had a microphone in hand and looked down at his rival. [-MR. MAN-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-MR. MAN-] Half of the fans in Phoenix were booing Mr. Man, while the others weren't sure what to think as he was saying what he was saying. [-MR. MAN-] Mr. Man had gotten up and shifted more of his weight to Android #18's throat, almost choking her. [-MR. MAN-] Mr. Man then get off, threw the chair off of Android #18 and rolled out of the ring. [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] As Mr. Man was backing up the ramp, Eighteen started to get up, and as she got to her feet, holding her throat, she gave a rather sinister little smile and nod to her assailant. [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Mr. Man just stared back at her from atop of the ramp, himself smirking a little bit. [-JONATHAN STEELE-] |
The scene returns to ringside where Pink has set her band back up on stage. She looks around the cheering crowd. She counts down and the band starts performing "Trouble" live. As the song plays an animatronic dragon's head comes up from under the ramp. It moves around and finally lays it's head on the stage. It opens it's mouth and fire shoots out, getting screams from the fans. Eighteen walks out of the flames. She has on black pants with a dragon design that wraps around the legs and leads up the bottom of her shirt where the mouth is open, breathing fire which writes out her name. On the back of the shirt reads Fire Breathing Dragon. The fans erupt as Eighteen heads down to the ring. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"The following contest is a grudge match and is set for one fall. Introducing first from St. Cloud Minnesota. She is eWe's Fire breathing Dragon, Android #18"
The animatronic dragon disappears back under the stage. Eighteen gets in the ring and jumps on the top turnbuckle. She gives a thumbs up to Pink who returns the favor as she wraps up the song.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"What an entrance by Eighteen. She spared no expense here at Wrestlemania."
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"Didn't scare me"
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Then why are you under the table?"
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-]
"I dropped the lid to my water bottle, I‘m trying to find it"
As Android #18 is in the ring waiting, the camera pans back to the entrance area. That's when a big paddy wagon is seen backing up to the stage. Hearing the beeping noises of the truck as it backs up, it stops at it's destination.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"And introducing her opponent..."
The driver and the passenger then get out of the truck and go to the back, where they unlock the paddy wagon and open the back door. With smoke coming out of the door, omnious music is heard playing in the arena. That's when we see a man in a Hannibal Lecter-like set up, strapped to some kind of dolly, being pushed off the of the paddy wagon and put onto the actual stage.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-]
"...from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 235 lbs., he is the "Gold STANDARD" MR. MAN!"
With this person on the stage, the lights and the omnious music suddenly went out. After a long time of silence, we hear the beginning introduction of "Flashing Lights" by Kanye West. As it starts playing smoothly we hear....
With that, suddenly all of the lights flash on in the arena, where we now see Mr. Man, free of his prison, wearing a beautiful gold glittery piece of ring gear. As he walks down the ramp, there would be a huge strobe light effect as the song plays.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Mr. Man had now made his way to the ring and stared intensely at Android #18. Eighteen just glares back. Jennifer shudders at the intensity in the ring as she bails out.
[ The bell rings and here we go. Eighteen and Manny walk to the center of the ring and lock up. Manny pushes Eighteen back into the corner where the referee forces the break. Manny backs off smiling. Eighteen springs out and they lock up again. This time Eighteen pushes him into a corner. The referee calls for the break and Eighteen backs off. She smiles and slaps the taste right out of Manny's mouth. The referee scolds her as Manny seethes. He dives at her and she quickly delivers the "Down in Flames". She laughs out loud as she cockily covers Manny. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ That's not it as Manny escapes at two. Eighteen rolls Manny on his back and starts driving her knee into his lower back. She tries for the Eighteen Points of Pain but Manny rolls over and pushes her away with his feet. He pops up HBK style and catches Eighteen with a quick slam as she rushes in. Both are up again and this time Manny hits a dropkick. This happens again but this time Eighteen rolls to the floor. Manny bounces off the far rope and tries for a baseball slide but Eighteen pulls the ring apron up and Manny gets trapped between it and the ring. Eighteen starts nailing stiff rights as Manny tries to cover up. Eighteen grabs his head and delivers a head butt. Manny falls down to the ground as Eighteen slides in the ring to break the count. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Eighteen rolls back to the floor and lifts Manny back to his feet. She lifts him up and runs him back first into the ring post. She backs up and does it twice more before again rolling into the ring. The referee scolds her but she gently pushes him aside and returns to the floor. She grabs Manny and tosses him back into the ring. She pins him but somehow he escapes at two. Eighteen doesn't miss a beat as she picks Manny up. Manny pokes her in the eye, causing Eighteen to stammer back a few steps. Eighteen stpes forward and Manny hit's a quick DDT. He sits up for a minute and shakes his head, trying to get his bearings back. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Both are back on their feet and again Manny hit's a quick DDT. Manny grabs Eighteen's head and puts her in a headlock. Eighteen manages to climb both of them to their feet where she pushes Manny off. Manny rebounds off the back rope and comes in with a clothesline. He rebounds again as Eighteen gets back to her feet, delivering another clothesline to her. After the third go around, Eighteen again rolls to the floor. This time Manny runs and jumps over the top rope, crashing into Eighteen. Manny is up and rolls back in the ring where he stays laying down, catching his breath. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Eighteen is up now and slides into the ring. She rushes Manny who drop toe holds her. Quickly he rolls her into the Eighteen Points of Pain. Eighteen struggles trying to get to the ropes as Manny tightens the hold. Eighteen manages to move enough to relieve the pressure. She grabs Manny's leg and knocks Manny over. She positions Manny and now has him in the Eighteen Points of Pain. Manny screams and grabs the bottom rope but Eighteen won't let go. The referee gets the four and Eighteen finally reluctantly lets go. She drags Manny back to the center of the ring where she tries again to lock on her move but Manny struggles free. They both get to their feet where they charge each other, both nailing a clothesline. The referee checks on both and starts counting. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Both combatants start climbing to their feet at eight. They met mid ring where they start trading blows. Eighteen gets the advantage when she kicks Manny and tries for her "Down in Flames" again. Manny slides loose and kicks Eighteen, hitting the "Back to the Future". The crowd explodes as Manny covers but only gets a two count. Manny lifts Eighteen back to her feet and hits his Future Shock. He pins again but again Eighteen escapes at two. Manny slams his fist into the ring several times and jumps up, yelling at the referee. Manny rolls out of the ring. He grabs a steel chair from ringside and slides back in the ring. Eighteen immediately shoots off a fireball at him. Manny hits it with the chair, sending it back into Eighteen's face. Eighteen falls to the ground, holding her face. The crowd gasps. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ The referee is over checking on Eighteen who is still holding her face. Manny looks a bit concerned as he walks over, asking the ref is she is okay. He leans down to check and Eighteen suddenly shoots fire right into his face. Manny falls back, holding his face as well. Eighteen gets to her feet. Her face is slightly burnt and some of her hair is frayed. She walks over and pins Manny but he somehow kicks out at two. Eighteen curses as she pulls Manny's hands from his face. She hits a few right hands on the burnt part of his face as the referee tries to pull her off. He is accidentally hit with a back elbow, knocking him out cold. Eighteen gets up and checks on the ref. She smiles as she walks over and picks up the chair that Manny left behind. Manny is on his feet, his face scarred slightly from the fire. Eighteen cracks him right between the eyes with the chair. She rolls him on his stomach and hit's a few chair shots to Manny's lower back. She slides the chair out of the ring and locks on the Eighteen Points of Pain. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Manny begins tapping but there is no referee to call it. Suddenly HBK comes running out of the back. He slides in the ring and orders Eighteen to release Manny. Eighteen does and holds her hands up in victory. HBK pulls her hand down and scolds her for using the chair. He goes to the corner and tells Jennifer that he is DQing Eighteen. But Manny is back on his feet. He shakes his head at HBK, saying he doesn't want to win it that way. HBK makes sure he is sure and orders the match to continue. Eighteen pulls Manny in and hits her "Down in Flames" finisher. She pins as HBK drops and counts but again Manny escapes at two. Eighteen sits out and pulls at her hair, starting to show her aggravation. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Eighteen lifts Manny up and sets him on the turnbuckle. She goes up with him, getting ready to superplex Manny. But Manny blocks it, back elbowing Eighteen. She falls to the ground where Manny immediately leaps off for the Future Splash! HBK count to two before somehow Eighteen kicks out. The fans cheer as both lay on the mat, trying to catch their breath. HBK backs to a corner and waits, not counting either down. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Both are again on their feet. They begin exchanging blows again with Eighteen again getting the advantage. She pushes him to the ropes and sends him off. Manny ducks her clothesline and bounces off the far rope. He ducks the second one but on the third rebound, he gets Eighteen's boot to his face. Eighteen shakes her head and pulls Manny to his feet. Manny grabs Eighteen and hit's the Future Shock. Instead of pinning, he walks over to the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a Future Splash! This time when he pins, HBK counts the three. The bell rings as Manny climbs to his feet in disbelief. ]
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] WINNER at 11:18: Mister Man
HBK holds up Mister Man's hand. Manny gets to the corner and climbs up, holding his hands up in victory as "Flashing Lights" by Kanye West plays. HBK leaves the ring and jogs to the back
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Manny drops down from the corner and stops as he is again face to face with Eighteen. Eighteen just glares at him before slowly extending her right hand. Manny looks between it and her before slowly taking it. They shakes hands even though both are tensed for a possible attack. Eighteen finally leaves the ring and heads up the ramp, leaving Manny to celebrate his win
Mickie and Trish were seen going down the hallway down about their tag match and seperate matches earlier tonight. But they are stopped by a familiar face
[-???-] The camera pans to show the returning Torrie Wilson with a smirk on her face as she speaks
[-TORRIE WILSON-] [-MICKIE JAMES-] [-TRISH STRATUS-] Torrie backs away and sighs as she speaks
[-TORRIE WILSON-] [-MICKIE JAMES-] [-TRISH STRATUS-] Torrie laughs.
[-TORRIE WILSON-] [-TRISH STRATUS-] [-TORRIE WILSON-] Shawn Michaels walks into the scene, as the crowd roars in the background.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] Shawn looks over to the camera and smiles as he raises up a thumb and winks. The crowd cheers and laughs in the background as HBK looks back at the diva's.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] The Crowd cheers in the background.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] The crowd cheers in the background, agreeing, while the diva's all scoff.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] The crowd yells "Suck It!" in the background, but HBK shakes his head.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] HBK turns and slaps his ass towards the diva's
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] HBK smiles and walks off as the crowd cheers. Trish and Mickie smirk as they walk off, leaving Torrie there
The camera's return to ringside where we come to Steele and Justice at their announce table.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Gimme That Nut by E Easy hits the P.A. system. The crowd looks around confused, not sure what's going on. As the song continues to play, the curtains part as a goofy looking white guy in a wife beater, some baggy green pants, and a headband steps out onto the stage. The guy looks around at the crowd, who wonder who the hell he is.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] The man does a little shuffle dance before shuffling his way down the ramp with a huge grin on his face.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] The crowd can't help but laugh at the idiocracy of the man's antics. He finally slides into the ring as he dances a bit more to his music before pulling out a mic from his pocket as his music fades.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-SLYK SLYM-] If Ya Smell... by James Johnson hits the P.A. system, which causes the crowd to explode. The Rock splits the curtains as the crowd continues to go wild. Slyk can barely be heard screaming "I'm not done." through the Rock's theme.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] The Rock continues down the ramp and up the steps as he looks over to Slyk for a moment as he strolls across the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, throwing his arms into the air and takes a whiff of the air. The Rock gets in the ring and walks past Slyk before doing the same thing on the opposite turnbuckle. The Rock grabs the microphone from Jennifer and looks to Slyk, waiting as the crowd calms down. After a few minutes, the crowd finally grows silent as the Rock places the microphone to his lips."
[-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] The Rock simply glances at Slyk.
[-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] Rock simply puts his hand in Slyk's face. Slyk's face makes a "oh hell no" face at the Rock.
[-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] The Rock puts his hand up to Slyk again.
[-THE ROCK-] The crowd roars the mention of their town.
[-SLYK SLYM-] The Rock puts his hand up, cutting him off yet again.
[-THE ROCK-] The fans erupt as the Rock looks back to Slyk. The crowd finally begins to quiet down as the Rock brings the mic to his mouth once more.
[-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] The crowd cheers.
[-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] The Rock can't help but chuckle.
[-THE ROCK-] [-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] Slyk doesn't know what to say as the crowd explodes again.
[-SLYK SLYM-] [-THE ROCK-] The Rock pauses as Slyk just stands there, dumbfounded.
[-THE ROCK-] Slyk is about to say something, when the Rock stops him.
[-THE ROCK-] Rock stops and looks around as the crowd cheers. Slyk opens his mouth to speak, but he's quickly shut up when Rock grabs him and plants a Rock Bottom! The crowd cheers as Rock picks the mic back up and throws his head back.
[-THE ROCK-] With that, If Ya Smell.... by James Johnson hits the P.A. system as the Rock drops the mic and walks out of the ring. He walks up the ring, as Slyk lays moves around still dazed. The Rock reaches the stage and turns back to look at Slyk who begins to sit up. He simply gives the People's Eyebrow to Slyk and the crowd continues to cheer.
HHH stalks WT once again, as WT slowly pulls himself back up, that right knee really bothering him. The knee is about to bother him a whole lot more, as HHH hits a solid kick right to the right knee! WT falls to his knee holding it in pain. HHH pulls him right back up, puts his head between his legs, hooks both arms, and plants THE PEDIGREE!
Kenny Greenwood: PEDIGREE!
Dillian Coal: SHIT!
HHH turns WT over and hooks the leg as the ref and the crowd counts the one...two...three!
"The Game" hits again as HHH climbs back up to his feet and the ref raises his hand.
Sydney Moore: Here is your winner...TRIPLE H!!
Suddenly "Welcome to the Jungle" hits the PA Speakers.
JIMMY JUSTICE: Speak of the devil.
The fans stand and boo when Welcome to the Jungle blares overhead. WT walks out of the back, already in his ring attire, ready for his match later in the night. He mocks the fans by going to slap hands with them and pulling back at the last minute. He slides under the bottom rope and picks up the microphone that was left for him. His music dies as he lifts the microphone.
WHITE TIGER: You know it's not often that I give Leticia props for saying something that makes any sense. But at No Love Loss, you opened my eyes to a cruel fact. All I have planned for Wrestlemania is a simple tag team match. The great White Tiger, a man who has main evented four of the six Wrestlemanias is in a tag match. A man who was in four championship matches and won Money in the Bank, reduced to thrashing two common thugs to win the tag titles. And I thought: Not a chance.
The fans are currently telling WT what they think of him. WT stops talking and waits for them to lose their strength. When they finally do, he decides to carry on
WHITE TIGER: So the next question came to mind. Who could I face? Maybe I could drag Emperor Ben out of retirement.
Surprisingly, the fans cheer.
WHITE TIGER: Been there, beat that. Maybe it's time to take out a certain Slug.
The cheers are louder. WT shakes his head.
WHITE TIGER: He is way too washed up to be in the ring with me anymore. I could put him out of his misery on any show. So then I thought, who deserves to be in the same ring with me? Who thinks they can stand toe to toe with THE eWe Legend on the biggest stage of them all?
The fans wait. WT smirks
WHITE TIGER: NO ONE! Not a single person on the eWe roster deserves to be in the ring with me. I could take out anyone who stepped into the ring against me. So, just to humor all the losers backstage, I'll invite ANYONE from the back to accept my open challenge for Wrestlemania.
WT waits. The fans turn to the stage, figuring someone would take him up on the offer. After a second WT smirks.
WHITE TIGER: That's what I thought. Nothing but spineless, gutless..........
ARE YOU READY???
WT's smile fades to a look of shock as "The Game" suddenly plays overhead. The fans erupt as Triple H walks through the curtain. He walks down the ramp as WT backs up to the far rope. Triple H climbs in the ring and pulls a microophone out of his pocket. WT looks around at the fans as Triple H smiles.
TRIPLE H: Whats the matter Tiger, expecting someone else?
The crowd erupts. WT is now sneering as he looks into the face of his old friend. Triple H's smile fades as well as the fans get excited.
TRIPLE H: So let me get this straight. You issued a challenge to anyone to face you at Wrestlemania. You want someone who can stand toe to toe with you at Wrestlemania. Well from what I remember, I did pretty good at standing toe to toe with you last year.
The fans erupt as Triple H smirks. WT rolls his eyes.
TRIPLE H: So last year, I took you out. You followed that up by taking me out. So it looks to me like we have a score to settle. And what better stage then Wrestlemania. So I'm calling you out Tiger. I'll accept your open challenge for Wrestlemania.
The fans erupt. WT's sneer suddenly becomes a cocky smirk. Triple H is smirking too.
WHITE TIGER: See normally this would be the part where I'd backtrack and try to find a way out of facing you. But truth be told, we do have some business to finish. And I'd love nothing more then to beat you at Wrestlemania and destroy your current winning streak. So Triple H...YOUR ON!
The fans erupt. WT extends his hand to Triple H. Triple H hesitates a moment before taking it. After a quick shake, they pull each other in to a nose to nose stare down. After a tense few seconds, WT release the handshake and turns away from Triple H. He raises his microphone.
WHITE TIGER: One more thing Hunter
WT turns and swings with the microphone. Triple H, who was ready, ducks the attempt. As WT turns back toward him, Triple H kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the pedigree, getting a loud pop from the crowd. WT wiggles loose and rolls out of the ring. The fans boo as Triple H waves WT back in. WT just taps his forehead as he backs up the ramp. "The Game" plays overhead again as Triple H poses for the fans. WT sneers from the stage as Triple H jumps on the middle turnbuckle and points from the Wrestlemania sign to WT. They continue the stare down from across the arena as the scene fades away ARE YOU READY?
The crowd jumps to their feet and cheers.
BEHOLD THE KING
"King of Kings" by Motorhead echos through the PA speakers and the crowd continues to cheer as HHH splits the curtains and walks onto the stage pouring water on his head.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] HHH continues down the long ramp. As he reaches the steps he takes a swig of water from his water bottle then tosses it into the audience. HHH climbs the steps and walks acrossed the apron stopping in the middle. He looks back and forth a couple times before leaning back and spitting water straight into the air. He then steps between the ropes and walks acrossed the ring and climbs the turnbukle doing a pose. HHH gets down and Jennifer hands him her mic as the music fades.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH suddenly looks directly at the camera.
[-TRIPLE H-] The crowd cheers as HHH shakes his head.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH climbs the turnbukle.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH raises the mic as the crowd explodes. HHH gets down and walks back to the center of the ring.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH points around the audience.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH looks up and points directly at the camera.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH looks back down.
[-TRIPLE H-] The crowd boos as HHH looks up and smiles nodding his head.
[-TRIPLE H-] The crowd cheers.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH looks back down.
[-TRIPLE H-] The crowd cheers.
[-TRIPLE H-] HHH raises up the mic while the crowd yells "Suck It!". HHH hands the mic back to Jennifer as he begins to get warmed up.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses hits over the PA System getting boos to shift over the crowd as White Tiger splits the curtains, with a new piece of jewlery around his waist.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] WT continues down the ramp and walks up the steps to step into the ring. He vaguely smirks at HHH before removing the Tag Title from his waist and raising it up. WT hands it off to the ref who hands it to the time keeper as WT's song fades. The ref looks back and forth between the two men then calls for the bell.
[ WT and HHH circle for a moment before locking up for the classic test of strength, which HHH starts to win, until WT knees him in the gut then plants him with a DDT. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ As WT gets back up he quickly grabs HHH and hits a snap supplex. WT makes the cover but HHH is quick to kick out. Upon getting back up the two begin exchanging right hands, HHH blocks one and kicks WT in the gut setting up for the Pedigree, but WT counters with a back bodydrop. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ As HHH gets back up WT quickly hits him with a hard clothesline. WT pulls HHH back up and starts to whip him into the corner, but instead holds on and nails a short-arm clothesline. WT taunts the booing fans before picking HHH up and hits a float-over supplex. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ WT hits HHH with another snap supplex, then locks in a sleeper hold. HHH tries to fight out of it while WT keeps locked. Sooner or later The Game begins to fade away, the ref raises his arm and drops it as it thuds against the mat. The ref raises it up again and it does it for a second time. The ref raises his arm one more time and drops it, but HHH keeps it up causing the crowd to cheer. HHH and WT get to their feet where HHH elbows WT in the gut three times then bounces off the ropes to hit a hard clothesline. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ WT gets up only for HHH to drop him back down with another hard clothesline. HHH bounces off the ropes and comes at WT for a third, but WT hits a tilt-a-whirl bodyslam! WT then grabs HHH and locks in the Tiger's Snare! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ HHH fights to stay in it, while WT just keeps tightening the hold. HHH fights and fights and finally manages to get the ropes. WT is forced to break the hold, but not til a count of 4 and 1/2. WT grabs HHH out of frustration and hits the Payne Killer! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ WT climbs the turnbukle and smirks as he watches HHH. As HHH staggers back up to his feet WT jumps off and nails THE STRUCK DOWN! The crowd just boos as WT sits up with a smirk. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ WT makes the cover on HHH as the ref counts the one...two....thre....KICK OUT! The crowd explodes! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ The crowd is still going wild while WT is in absolute shock that HHH kicked out of The Struck Down. WT picks HHH up and sends him into the ropes and goes for a back bodydrop, only for HHH to hit s facebuster knee smash! WT holds his face while the crowd still cheers. HHH bounces off the ropes and as WT stands back straight hits him with a high knee strike! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ WT charges at HHH, but HHH ducks out of the way then hits a falling neckbreaker. Meanwhile Johnny Chaos is making his way down the ramp with a chair in his hand, which HHH doesn't notice. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ WT charges at HHH again, this time he drops him with a hard Double A Spinebuster! The crowd cheers as HHH gets up calling for The Pedigree in his normal fashion. HHH stops when he finally sees Johnny. Johnny smirks and talks trash to HHH to come on out, showing him the chair. HHH just laughs and points behind Johnny, which the crowd has already started cheering about. Johnny slowly turns around and has the chair kicked right back into his face by SWEET CHIN MUSIC! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ HHH smiles and nods before looking back to WT who is staggering back up. HHH quickly kicks him in the gut and delievers THE PEDIGREE! The crowd which explodes. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ HHH makes the cover and the ref makes the count for the one....two...thre...KICK OUT! WT barely rolls the shoulder and the crowd boos. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ HHH can't believe it either, but doesn't cry over spilt milk. He just gets up and yells at WT to get back up. As WT gets up HHH kicks him in the gut again and sets up for another Pedigree, but WT counters out of it, somehow twisting around and somehow, miraclously, turning it into the TIGER'S SNARE! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ HHH fights to get out of it, but WT just keeps it locked and keeps tightening it as HHH is traped in the center of the ring. HHH tries to pull himself closer to the ropes, but WT won't budge as he the fearce look in his eyes. HHH fights it off for a couple more minutes but finally doesn't have a choice.....but to tap. ]
WINNER at 9:20: White Tiger
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses hits back over the PA system, while WT doesn't even want to break the hold.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The ref still tries to pull WT off, after two extra refs they are finally successful.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] The ref hands WT his Tag Title and he raises it up to the booing fans before looking down at HHH with a smirk.
Much of the night has gone off perfectly without a hitch, and now it was time for the EWE Women's Championship match to get under way. Just as the fans are starting to get anxious for what is next to come as "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado hits the PA system. Britney West hits the stage with the arrogance she always carries with her. She pauses at the top of the stage to glare out at the crowd before making her way down the ramp.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Britney is already making her way into the ring by the time Jennifer Sparks finishes her introduction, and makes her pose in the ring right before "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne hits the speakers. The crowd erupts, as Christy Chaos hits the stage with the Women's Title strapped securely around her waist. She makes quick work heading towards the ring slapping the occasional hand on her way towards the squared circle.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Again she receives a solid pop from the crowd, as she takes the belt from her waist and hoists it in the air above her head. After a second of two of striking the proud pose, the referee takes the belt from her and holds it in the air above his head as the Women's Title graphic flashes across the screen. The two women, who like each other so little, stare at each other from their respective corners. The bell than rings to signify the start of the match up.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ The two women quickly lock up, and Britney shoves Christy towards the ropes. As Christy comes back, Britney takes her down with a leg sweep. She then tries to turn the advantage into a half Boston crab, but Christy manages to slither out of position. Christy is quickly back up to her feet, and the two stare each other down once again. Britney charges at Christy and tackles her to the ground, and begins an onslaught of fists without any real method. Christy tries her best to block the punches, but is left helpless until the referee tells Britney to back off. She obliges, although none too excited about it, and steps back as Christy gets to her feet a little slow this time. The two lock up again, which Christy takes a quick opening to bring Britney down with a DDT. Britney holds her head, but Christy gives her no time as she helps West to her feet. Christy drags Britney over towards the turnbuckle, and attempts to slam Britney's head into the top buckle pad. Britney sees it coming and grabs the two top ropes to prevent the attempt. She then quickly hits Christy with a solid elbow to daze her for a second. She then tries to hoist Christy up and over the ropes to the outside. However, half way through the move, Christy manages to land on her feet on the outside apron. Before Britney had a chance to react Christy struck her across the head causing her to stumble backwards. It was then that Christy launched herself up over the top rope to take them both to the ground after connecting with a smooth cross body. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Christy is the first to her feet, and begins to help Britney to hers. Britney, however, quickly shoves Christy away and takes the opportunity to attempt a Chick Kick. Christy saw it coming, and ducked under it. As Britney spun around Christy went for her own Chick Kick, which Britney caught under her arm and used her leverage to take Christy to the mat. Britney goes to try to set up for a Boston Crab, but Christy somehow manages to turn it into a small package as the ref slides into place for the count. One...Two...And a kick out! The two girls are to their feet instantly, and before Christy can even react she is finally nailed with a successful Chick Kick. The women's champion falls to the mat, and Britney goes for a quick cover. One...Two...Th—Another Kick out! Britney can't believe it, and gets up to argue with the official. While doing this, Christy sneaks in and school boys Britney right in front of the referee. One...Tw-Kick Out! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ When both women are to their feet, Britney is standing beside the ropes and notices Christy charging straight towards here. At the last second, Britney drops back to the mat and pulls the top rope with her. Christy goes tumbling over the top, and to the outside. As she begins to get to her feet, Britney begins to climb the nearest turnbuckle and waits until Christy is up to her feet. As Christy turned to face her, Britney jumped off the turnbuckle and took Christy down with an impressive hurricanrana on the outside. Both women crashed to the floor, as the official begins to count them out. As four comes around both are beginning to get to their feet, and by six Britney has a hold of Christy's head starting to drag her back towards the ring. Britney rolls her inside at eight, and rolls back in herself just before nine. Britney lifts Christy to her feet, and smacks her with a few backhand chops to push her back into the ropes. Eventually she whips the women's champion towards the ropes, and bends down waiting for her to return. Christy realizes this, and takes the opportunity to spring board off the second rope and come around taking Britney down with a sickening leg drop. She follows it up with a cover expecting a definite three count. One...Two....Thre—Shoulder Up! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Christy can't believe she didn't get the cover, and sits in her position for a short amount of time. Britney is slowly getting to her feet while holding her face, but Christy is waiting patiently for her. As she gets to a standing position, Christy locks up and quickly takes her back down with a solid Side Effect. This time Christy doesn't go for a pin, but rather climbs to the top rope at the nearest turnbuckle. As she arrives at the top she positions herself, and then shoots off attempting a moonsault. Before she can connect with the landing, Britney brings her knees up to cause havoc on Christy's ribs rather than do damage to herself. Christy rolled around the ring, as Britney slowly got to her feet. She waited patiently, and as Christy finally got back to her feet she set herself up in position. Christy's back was towards her, so Britney bounced off the ropes and began to sequence accomplishing an impressive Sugar Rush. Britney followed with a pin, and the official slides in for a count. One...Two...Thre-Kick Out! The entire arena erupts after seeing Christy kick out from a Sugar Rush. Britney gets up and is in the refs face letting him hear about his in competencies. Christy slowly began getting to her feet, but Britney wasn't going to let up. She whipped Christy towards the ropes, and jumped over the top of her as she returned. When she came back for a second time, Britney went for a super powered backhand chop but Christy ducked under it. As Britney turned to face Christy she was met by a swift kick to the gut and a deadly Charismatic Crush. Britney lay out on the mat, and Christy got to her feet. She looked to the crowd who was cheering loudly as she made her way to the turnbuckle. She climbed up quickly, and positioned herself to jump off. She did just that and finished it off with a graceful Star Struck. She went for the cover following the move, and the official slid in for the count. One...Two....Three---KICK OUT! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Christy can't believe it, the fans can't believe it, hell even the referee can't believe what he just saw. Christy lay on the mat exhausted, as Britney lay on the canvas almost totally dead. Christy finally gets to her feet, and brings Britney to hers. She dragged her towards the turnbuckle, and lifted her up onto a sitting position. Britney seemed almost lifeless on top of the turnbuckle, as Christy climbed up in front of her. Christy quickly hugged Britney around the torso, and hooked her legs around the ropes. With almost all she had left, Christy suplexed Britney to the mat below while staying atop the turnbuckle. Christy slowly got to a standing position on the turnbuckle, and jumped off connecting with another Star Struck! Christy held her gut, as she crawled over to hook the leg of her challenger. ]
[ One....Two....Three ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Christy stumbled to her feet, and took the title belt when it was handed to her. She held the title high in the air as her arm was raised. "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne plays loudly as the crowd cheers on her victory.
WINNER at 14:30: CHRISTY CHAOS
The camera's come backstage where we see HHH. The crowd immediately cheers to see him, though he seems kinda down. That's when Jensen walks up to him, getting boos from the crowd now.
[-MICHAEL JENSEN-] [-TRIPLE H-] [-MICHAEL JENSEN-] [-TRIPLE H-] [-MICHAEL JENSEN-] [-TRIPLE H-] [-MICHAEL JENSEN-] Before Jensen can finish, he's leveled with SWEET CHIN MUSIC! The crowd blows up in the background as HBK looks over at HHH and smiles. HBK is now wearing a DX T-Shirt.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] [-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] HBK smiles and nods.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] HBK hands HHH another DX T-Shirt, which gets the crowd cheering the background.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] The crowd cheers again as HHH smiles and nods. The two walk off, leaving us to wonder.
We head to ringside where we see Jennifer Sparks standing there looking pretty. The bell rings twice in order to bring the fan's attention to the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The fans went into a ginormous pop for that announcement. Suddenly, the entire Dallas Cowboys Stadium went dark, and we hear a voice.
In an age desperate for a hero, comes a man...
STAND BACK, THERE‘S A HURRICANE COMIN‘ THROUGH...
The sounds of "Stand Back" would be heard over the huge p/a system in Cowboys Stadium. From the back comes the X-Division Champion, wearing a new superhero garb.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] The Hurricane had made his way to the ring, doing his signature pose on the top turnbuckle. Hearing his music fade, Hurricane un-strapped his X-Division belt, and waited for his opponent.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Well, he didn't quit, because, after the camera was searching the giant stadium, it finally spots Abdul Q high in the rafters.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Abdul then suddenly flew off of the rafters, but he had a zip line tied to himself! In a scene reminiscent of Shawn Michaels, Abdul was zip lining from the top of the stadium all the way to the stage. Landing on the stage the lights went down.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] With the lights out, they shoot back on when "New York, New York" by B.o.B. and Alicia Keys played. The International Champion Abdul Q was making his way down the ramp now to a big reaction.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Abdul was making his way down the long ramp way and suddenly got hit with a wrench right to the back of his knee by Venom!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Abdul Q was on the ground clutching his knee as a group of referees were taking Venom away. After nearly a minute of the referees talking to Abdul, the International Champion got up and limped his way to the ring. Getting in, he went to fall back in his corner, facing Hurricane who was in his own corner.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The Hurricane simply lifted up his X-Division title belt to the EWE Nation and got a pretty sizeable pop from the gigantic Cowboys Stadium audience.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The hobbled Abdul was barely able to lift up his International Championship, but did so in a way to represent he is champion. Both champs handed their respective belts to the referee, who raised them both up. Handing the belts to a stage hand, the bell would ring.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ After circling each other, the two champions finally lock up. Fighting over the lock up, the Hurricane takes control with a side headlock. Abdul, however, slips out of the headlock and grabs Hurricane's arm for an arm twist hammerlock. However, with Abdul's weakened knee, the Hurricane is easy to roll through, breaking the hold. As Abdul lands, he gets up as quick as he can and the two champions face off, causing a respectable reaction from the EWE Nation. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Again, the two men square off and just when they are too lock up again, Abdul cheap shots Hurricane with a kick right to his stomach. The bigger Abdul then whips Hurricane to the ropes, hitting the X-Division champion with a power slam and a count of one. Taking control, Abdul Q began to work on Hurricane's arm with some punches. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Taking control, Abdul Q kept a lock on Hurricane's arm and twisted it, keeping the superhero grounded. The Hurricane does fight out though, as he gets to his feet, he starts to punch at Abdul. Kicking the knee, it loosens the grip enough for Hurricane to climb the ropes and twist off, breaking the hold and causing Abdul to go flying halfway across the ring! Abdul was limping up to catch his breath, and as he got up, the Hurricane simply dropkicked him out of the ring. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ What the Hurricane was doing, was running the ropes and doing a no-hands dive over the top rope, right onto Abdul Q! The "Holy Shit!" chants were heard from the EWE Nation, giving The Hurricane a burst of adrenaline. Climbing back in, at first to break the referee's count, he decides to climb the top turnbuckle. Waiting for Abdul to get up, Hurricane went for a super high cross body from the ring to the outside! However, Abdul was able to move right at the last second causing the super hero toc rash and burn! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Taking advantage, Abdul would hit a dazed Hurricane with Hells Traffic on the outside, causing the super hero champion to lay on the outside. The wobbly Abdul threw the Hurricane into the ring, and reached under the ring to pull out a kitchen sink. Keeping the kitchen sink on the apron of the ring, he gets in and is caught with a beautiful snap suplex by The Hurricane! Going for the pin, Abdul kicks out at two. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ An exhausted Hurricane would rest in the corner as Abdul started to get on one knee. Hurricane then posed and ran at Abdul with the Shining Wizard kick! Hurricane struggled to roll Abdul over, and when he did he went for the cover of one...two...thr--- but at the final second, Abdul kicks out, a pretty big sized pop from the crowd! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ The Hurricane was perplexed that the Shining Wizard didn't work, but he saw something. Seeing the way Abdul's knee was swelled up from the Venom assault earlier, Hurricane begins to stomp on it a few times. Seeing his chance, Hurricane grabbed the leg of Abdul's and locked on a half crab, keeping the elevation on the injured knee of Abdul. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ After being in the hold for quite a while and numerous failed attempts at grasping the bottom rope, Abdul used all of his strength to roll his body so he was on his back, then he would use his free leg to push Hurricane off of him and flying across the ring. Crawling to the nearest turnbuckle, Abdul tried smacking some blood into his knee. In the meantime, Hurricane was up now and ran at Abdul Q in the corner with a Stinger Splash, but at the final second, Abdul was able to move out of the way! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ The momentum does change, as now Abdul Q caught a rebounding and dazed Hurricane by the arm, and locked on Blind Faith! Keeping the submission move on, Hurricane was screaming and writhing, looking like he was going to tap out. After scratching and crawling his way, The Hurricane is able to make it to the ropes, and almost hugged the ropes. Abdul, however, refused to let go, causing the referee to physically pull Abdul off of the Hurricane after 5. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ The referee was now checking on the Hurricane, this allowed Abdul to go to the turnbuckle and start taking off the top covering. The referee saw this though, and admonishes Abdul, telling him to get away from the turnbuckle. Taking advantage, Abdul Q reached outside for the kitchen sink from earlier, and with an open opportunity, he smashed Hurricane in the face with the kitchen sink! Throwing it to the outside, Abdul then did the worm, and after a delayed reaction from the referee, went for the cover of one...two...thre--- But Hurricane kicked out! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Abdul was frustrated and annoyed, so he went to lift up the Hurricane, going for the offensive, when Hurricane goozled the throat of Abdul! Looking to hit the Hurri-Chokeslam he lifted up Abdul, but the larger International Champion slipped out, before pulling Hurricane to his shoulders and hitting Bedtime! Mistakingly hitting Hurricane with his bad knee, Abdul winced before falling on the man for the count of one...two...three! ]
WINNER at 15:40: Abdul Q
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "New York, New York" was playing as Abdul now held both of his newly won title belts, his knee was in bad shape, but he lifted them up in victory. That was until Ted DiBiase came from behind with a chop block! DiBiase and Venom were now taking turns at stomping Abdul's knee.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] As the duo were stomping at Abdul's knee, Hurricane was on the top rope and hit a high cross body on Venom! DiBiase went in retreat mode now, as he rolled out of the ring. The Hurricane then went to check on Abdul, who couldn't even walk now. Helping the man up, Hurricane simply put his hand ou for a shake, which Abdul Q accepted.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] The Hurricane rolled out now as Abdul got his bearings. Celebrating, we see some trainers come to check on Abdul, as we go to the backstage area.
We catch back up with DX backstage, as the crowd cheers.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] The camera turns to see who's with DX, and finds out that it's Eminem, the crowd cheers in the background.
[-EMINEM-] HBK smiles and nods.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] The crowd cheers again as HHH smiles and nods. The two walk off, leaving us to wonder.
[-TRIPLE H-] [-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] [-EMINEM-] [-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] [-EMINEM-] Eminem walks off as HBK looks confused.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] HHH smiles at his own cheesey joke as HBK shakes his head.
As the camera's return to ringside we see the double stacked cage lowering to ringside. Just as it hits the floor the Money in the Bank Briefcase lowers until it is 5 feet above the structure and the bell sounds. The crowd gets amped up as we look over to Jennifer by the time keeper's table.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The crowd cheers.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "Heart of a Champion" by Nelly hits over the PA System hits which the crowd begins to boo when Chris Warren splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Chris Warren continues his way down the longer than usual ramp, while ignoring the fans.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Warren enters the cage door and steps up into the ring. He starts getting warmed up as his music fades out and is soon replaced with "Paradise Lost" by Hollywood Undead. The crowd once again boos as Desairo walks out onto the stage.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Desario continues his way down the ramp, while the crowd continues to boo him too.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Desario enters the cage and the ring as he locks eyes with Chris Warren. His music cuts and there's a few moments of silence before "What The Hell" by Avril Lavigne kicks over the PA speakers. The Crowd jumps back up to their feet and cheers as Christy splits the curtains, Women's Title locked around her waist.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Christy continues down the ramp slapping fans hands on the way.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Christy enters the cage and the ring where she takes her title off her waist and raises it up in the air. The crowd cheers and takes pictures before she hands it over to the ring who hands it out to another ref who takes it to the time keeper's table. As her song cuts off "It's All about The Money" by Jimmy Hart and J.J. Maguire hits, causing the crowd to boo when Dibiase and Venom splits the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Dibiase and Venom continues down the ramp.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Dibiase enters the cage and the ring while Venom stays on the outside. As his music fades out it's soon replaced with "New York, New York" by B.O.B. feat Alicia Keys. The crowd cheers as Abdul limps out with the X-Division and International Titles over each shoulder.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Abdul continues to limp his way down the ramp as the crowd cheers him on.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Abdul hands his titles off to the outside ref before entering the cage and the ring. Though he doesn't do so at a very fast rate because of the knee, he eyeballs Dibiase immediately, but the inside ref watches him to make sure neither of them try anything before the match actually begins. "Hymns for the Heathens" by Cursive hits and the crowd shifts back to boos when Alex Evers makes his way through the curtains.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Evers continues down the ramp, pretty much ignoring the fans.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Evers enters the cage and the ring as the outside ref locks the cage door. The inside ref looks around at the six participants then signals over to the time keeper to ring the bell.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ The action quickly gets going as Abdul goes after Dibiase, but he simply kicks Abdul in the knee to drop him down to the mat. Dibiase just does his trademarc laugh. Christy goes after Desario, while Warren and Evers start trading shots. The action continues as Desario sends Christy into the corner, where she runs up and hits Desario with a quick Whisper in the Wind, getting the crowd to cheer. As soon as Christy gets up though, Warren levels her with a hard clothesline. Evers then quickly hits Warren with a Shining Wizard. As Evers gets back up Dibiase clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor by the cage wall. Dibiase turns around where Abdul sets him up for a supplex, but Dibiase kicks Abdul in the knee then hits a quick DDT. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ The crowd boos as Dibiase just does his laugh. Being the only one up at the moment though, he decides to go get the ladder off the wall. As Dibiase gets outside he takes his time pulling the ladder off the wall. As he turns around, Abdul is on the apron and jumps off, crashing ontop of Dibiase and the ladder! The crowd cheers as they both just lay there on the outside. Christy and Desario get back up where Desario sets Christy up for a powerbomb, but she counters with a hurranicanna, sending Desario over the top rope. As she gets back up she is once again leveled with a hard clothesline by Chris Warren. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Chris Warren slides out of the ring and grabs the ladder that's still laying ontop of Dibiase. Warren slides the ladder in the ring and sets it up. Warren gets about half way up, until Evers comes off the turnbukle dropkicking the ladder and sending Warren back to the mat. Dibiase finally gets up and pulls a lead pipe off the wall. He waits Abdul to get up and pulls back to swing, but Abdul ducks then locks in the 8th Avenue! Abdul pulls on the Lead Pipe that's not under Dibiase's throat to make it even worse. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ While Dibiase stays locked in the very deadly 8th Avenue, even more so with the lead pipe added, we go back to the action inside the ring. Where we see Evers and Warren both climbing the ladder. They make it almost to the top, when Desario comes in and shoves it over, sending them both crashing into the wall and to the floor. Meanwhile Abdul finally lets go of the hold. He looks to the ring where he sees Desario setting the ladder back up, but he also sees Christy getting back in, so he's not worried about it. Instead he pulls a chain off the wall. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Abdul wraps the chain around his right hand then grabs Dibiase's hair with his left. Abdul nails a right hand, getting cheers from the crowd. Abdul mounts ontop of Dibiase to get harder shots as he nails 4 or 5 more before Dibiase is busted open, but he doesn't stop. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Back in the ring Christy comes at Desario, but Desario hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Then begins climbing. Abdul finally lets go of Dibiase, who is unconcious and covered in blood. Abdul drops the chains and slides into the ring. Abdul begins climbing the other side and the two reach the top about the same time. Abdul and Desario start trading rights, until Christy gets back up and shoves the ladder over. Abdul quickly grabs the ledge of the entrance hole, but Desario isn't so lucky as he crashes into the wall, and falls down face first on the steel steps, knocking him completely out! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Sure enough he is still hanging in the air. Christy sees this and is about to pick the ladder back up, when Warren is back in the ring and once again hits her with a clothesline, that's gotta be getting annoying. Evers is right behind Warren as the two begin exchanging rights. Meanwhile Abdul pulls himself into the top cage and starts crawling towards the welded ladder. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Evers and Warren keep exchanging shots until they both stop and look, getting that feeling, damn those feelings. As they turn they was right, when they are both planted with a double side-effect by Christy! Christy quickly sets the ladder up and climbs it as quick as she can. As she reaches the top Abdul has made it half way up the welded ladder, obviously going at a slower pace with the injured knee. Christy gets in the cage and quickly runs over and jumps up, stepping on the 2nd step of the ladder, then kicking off the caged wall, as Abdul turns to look, she grabs him and nails a Side-Effect off the ladder to the caged floor! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ As Christy and Abdul lay in the top cage. Warren gets up and quickly hits Evers with the END GAME! The crowd boos but he doesn't care as he quickly climbs up the ladder himself. As Warren gets into the top cage Christy is getting up. He charges for another clothesline, but she isn't having that again as she quickly ducks and hits a revese neckbreaker. Christy starts climbing up the ladder, but Warren is up in time to grab her and powerbomb back off to the floor. About that time Evers starts to get back up and starts climbing up the ladder in the ring. Warren grabs a table off the wall and sets it up in one of the corners. Warren turns around just in time to see Evers get back in the cage. Warren smirks before pulling a chair off the wall. Evers smiles and nods before taking one off another wall. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Evers and Warren circle around while Abdul and Christy are still laying on the floor. Warren and Evers both swing as their chairs collide. They both swing another way, and the chairs collide again. They both smile and nod, then try to sneak another shot, but they both did so they collide again. Evers smiles, but suddenly hes low blowed from behind! Christy grabs his head and gives him the Charismatic Crush onto his chair! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Christy turns back to Warren, but she's too late as he cracks her between the eyes! This gets the crowd to boo but Warren just smiles and shrugs. He notices Abdul is getting back up so he quickly drops the chair and grabs him putting him on his shoulders as he runs towards the table in the corner. Abdul slides off the back, forcing Warren to stop. As Warren turns around Abdul grabs him and hits a modified version of the Jersey Shore, through the table! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Abdul lays there, still trying to rest his knee. Christy however begins crawling back to the ladder and starts her way up. Abdul looks at her but sits there for another moment. Christy gets near the top when Abdul starts to limp his way towards the ladder. Christy rolls her way onto the top of the structure as Abdul starts to climb the ladder. Christy starts to crawl feeling exhausted, is afterall her 2nd match. As she reaches where the briefcase is at she slowly stands up. She gets her hand on it, when she sees Abdul climbing up through the hole. She quickly tries to twist the screw that holds it in place as she tries to hurry. Abdul comes running at her, seeing the pain in his eyes, before he nails the Hells Traffic! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ It did take alot to pull that off as Abdul is now holding his knee, while Christy lays ontop of the cage. Alex Evers begins to move again as he crawls over to the ladder and begins his way up to the top with Abdul and Christy. Abdul Finally gets up after holding his knee for a little bit and begins to twist the screw holding the briefcase. He is stopped when Evers punches him in the gut. They trade shots for a moment before Evers ducks locks Abdul in and nails The Jesus Piece! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Evers gets up and looks at the briefcase, but then he sees Christy getting back up. He quickly grabs her by the hair and drags her by the hole. He sets her up for a powerbomb, only for her to counter into a hurranicanna! Christy grabs the edge as Evers falls down and crashes into the cage floor! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ The crowd cheers as Christy hangs in the air for a moment, but pulls herself back up ontop of the cage. She catches her breath for moment as she sees Abdul starting to get back up. Christy runs to hit another side-effect, but Abdul counters spinning Christy up onto his shoulders and nailing the BEDTIME! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ That it was as Abdul holds it in great pain, while Christy lays unconcious on the top of the cage. Abdul holds his knee while he twists the screw with his other hand. Finally it comes loose and Abdul pulls the Briefcase down as the bell rings. ]
WINNER at 16:42: Abdul Q
"New York, New York" hits again as Abdul drops to his knees, very tired and in much pain, but still hugging the briefcase.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Abdul continues to hug the briefcase. He grabs it by the handle as he tries to stand back up, that's when Christy is back up and reaches out her hand to help him up. As he gets back up she shakes his hand and raises it, getting pictures and cheers from the crowd.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Christy climbs back down into the top cage and begins her way back down the other ladder while she leaves Abdul to celebrate.
WRESTLEMANIA IN THE PAST
WHAT COMES NEXT?
ON MAY 29TH..IT'S TIME TO HEAT THINGS UP!
EWE WATCHES CHICAGO BURN AS WE ALL GET SET
FOR THE AFTERMATH OF WRESTLEMANIA!
We return to ringside where Jennifer Sparks is standing by in the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Obsession" plays overhead as Mickie James comes storming from the back. She is obviously not really happy about how her night has gone.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Mickie half hearted poses in the ring as the music changes to "Listen!!" by Talib Kweli. The crowd boos as Isaac Shelton walks out of the back. He looks around at the crowd before heading for the ring
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Issac is now in the ring, checking out Mickie who just scoffs. "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing as Mister Jobber comes out of the back. He looks drunk as always as he stumbles down toward the ring.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Mister Jobber gets in the ring and starts flirting with Mickie. She is seething. "Trouble" suddenly starts playing overhead as the fans erupt. Eighteen comes out of the back, looking furious. She storms down to the ring where Mickie and Issac begin to look a bit concerned. Jobber smiles, seemingly happy that he is in the ring with two woman.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Eighteen gets in the ring and leans into a corner, glaring at her opponents. "Turn The Page" by Metallica is now playing overhead. Kyle comes out of the back, looking hyped up for his match.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Kyl makes it to the ring where he poses on a turnbuckle. Eighteen just glares at him. Jobber is still hitting on Mickie who is ignoring him, watching Kyle show off. "Hero" by Skillet now takes the air. Chris Hero walks out of the back as the fans give him a fair reception.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Fame is now in the ring. "The Beginning of the End" by Spineshank starts playing overhead as Mark Chaos comes out of the curtain. He runs down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Mark gets in the ring and starts a stare down with Eighteen. Mickie James is stretching as Jobber is leaning against the top rope, almost looking asleep. Kyle, Issac, and Fame both just wait for the match to start. "Shoot to Thrill" by AC-DC plays now as the fans erupt. The White Knight walks out, holding Dr. Quackerton Jr. over his head.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] White Knight sets the duck in the ring and walks to a corner. The bell rings."
[ Jobber springs to life, coming for Mickie. Mickie was waiting for this and knocks Mister Jobber out cold with a Mick Kick. Cha0s charges the corner and starts trading blows with Issac. Eighteen is locked in a test of strength with Kyle neither giving much to the other. Fame is looking down at Doctor Quakerton, shaking his head. White Knight is slamming the apron, cheering on his stuffed friend. Mickie jumps on Fame's back, putting him in a sleeper hold. Mark tosses Issac over the rope but he lands on the ring apron. Mark walks in and Issac hits him. He locks up with him and tries to suplex him to the floor but Mark blocks it. Now Mark suplexes Issac back into the ring. Eighteen has pushed Kyle back to a corner and is giving him thunderous chops. Fame grabs Mickie's head and flips her over his head. She stands up and Fame dropkicks her from behind. Mickie stumbles forward and steps on Doctor Quackerton. She stumbles over it and hits the top rope, falling over it and to the floor. The crowd erupts as White Knight celebrates in the corner. ]
Doctor Quakerton Jr Eliminates Mickie James at 1:25
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Eighteen has walked over and picked up Doctor Quackerton Jr She scoffs and tosses it over her shoulder to the floor. White Knight runs over and picks up his friend, holding him up in the air, cheering. ]
Eighteen eliminates Doctor Quackerton Jr. at 1:45
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Eighteen turns in time to be met by Fame who pushes her to the corner. He begins giving her shoulder thrusts. Issac has Mark tied up in the rope, trying to push him over. Mister Jobber is barely getting to his feet. Kyle grabs him from behind and nails a belly to back suplex. Issac straddles Jobber and begins nailing right hands. Fame pulls Eighteen out of the corner and tosses her over the rope. She lands on the apron. Fame tries for a shoulder block but Eighteen leaps over the rope, flipping him into a pinfall. She realizes that's no good here and releases the hold. Both Fame and Eighteen get up in time to be hit with a double flying clothesline by Wilfrid. Issac has gotten off of Mister Jobber and backs up waving for Jobber to get up. Jobber does slowly, looking dazed. Issac runs and dives for a clothesline. Jobber slips, falling down to his knees. He tries to get the top rope but just drags it down enough that Issac flies over the rope and crashes to the floor. He curses, slamming his fist into the ground. ]
Mister Jobber eliminates Issac Shelton at 4:59
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Wilfrid and Fame have both got Mark in the corner, taking turn nailing him with stiff rights. Eighteen is taking this time to catch her breath. Mister Jobber has fallen to the ground and seems to be resting himself. Finally Eighteen walks over and pulls Fame off of Mark. She kicks him low and nails a DDT. Cha0s gets his second wind and fights Wilfrid out of the corner. Eighteen picks up Fame and delivers her Down in Flames finisher. She turns in time for Mister Jobber to fall on her, getting a nice feel. He smirks at Eighteen until she grabs his head and hits a thunderous head butt, knocking him out cold. Eighteen picks him up and tosses him over the rope where he crashes to the floor in a heap. ]
Eighteen eliminates Mister Jobber at 6:19
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Eighteen turns around and gets face to face with Mark. They just stare each other down until Eighteen slaps Mark. Mark slaps her back. They then turn at the same time and Eighteen clotheslines Fame. Mark clotheslines Wilfrid. Eighteen tries to toss Fame over but he hangs on tight. Eighteen hits him a few times, but Fame won't let go. Wilfrid has Mark against the ropes, trying to toss him over. Mark racks Wilfrid's eyes getting a break. Wilfrid comes in and Mark grabs him. He gives him a belly to back suplex over the tope rope and to the floor. ]
Mark Cha0s eliminates Kyle Wilfrid at 8:43
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Fame has broken free of Eighteen and is now beating her down in the corner. Mark sees this and just leans back in the corner smiling. Fame pulls Eighteen to her feet and sends her to the opposite turnbuckle. He follows her in, clothes lining her. Eighteen falls to the ground where Fame looks back at Mark who just shrugs. Fame picks Eighteen up and hit's the Infamous. He smiles at Mark and lifts Eighteen up. He tosses her over the rope but she somehow manages to land on the apron. Fame pulls her up and hits her, trying to make her fall off. This hit seems to awaken Eighteen who hits him back. She grabs him and suplexes him over the rope. He also lands on the apron. Both are standing now, exchanging blows. Mark sees his opportunity and charges in for a double clothesline. Eighteen quickly slides under the rope, avoiding the attack. Mark nails Fame whop falls back, hitting the guard rail. ]
Mark Cha0s eliminates Chris Fame at 12:32
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Eighteen is back on her feet. Her and Mark just stare at each other from across the ring. Finally they lock up with Eighteen pushing Mark to the corner. She delivers a hard chop before Mark flips her around into the corner. He hit's a chop of his own as Eighteen pushes him away. Mark charges in and Eighteen flips him over her head. He somehow lands on the turnbuckle. Eighteen climbs up with him before Mark pokes her eyes and hit's a Cha0s cutter from the top rope. The crowd cheers as Mark picks up Eighteen and tosses her over the rope. Again she lands on the apron. Mark celebrates as Eighteen slowly climbs to her feet. Mark turns in time to see Eighteen on her feet. He comes in and goes for a right but she blocks it and hits him. He tries again for the same result. Finally Eighteen hooks him and knees him through the ropes. She then suplexes him over the rope and to the floor. However when she did, she slipped and hit the floor at the same time he did. The bell rings as the fans look confused. Eighteen and Mark just rest on the floor as the two referees at ringside get in the ring and start conversing. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Eighteen and Mark are back in the ring, arguing their cases. Finally the first referee holds up Eighteen's arm. The crowd cheers as "Trouble" by Pink starts playing. The other referee pulls Eighteen's arm down. He walks over and lifts Mark's arm as "The Beginning of the End" by Spineshank plays. The first referee pulls down Mark's arm as the refs begin arguing again. Eighteen kicks Mark and sends him over the rope to the floor.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Mark is back in the ring. He grabs Eighteen and tosses her to the floor. She quickly slides back in and pushes Mark. Mark pushes her back. The referees stop arguing long enough to separate the combatants. The crowd cheers as HBK's music plays overhead. HBK comes walking out of the back. He goes to the Jennifer Sparks and talks to her for a second. She nods and lifts her microphone.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] WINNERS at 14:12: Android Eighteen & Mark Chaos
The fans cheer. This isn't a popular decision as Eighteen and Mark roll to the floor and argue with HBK who just waves them off. The scene fades away as Eighteen and Mark walk angrily up the ramp and toward the locker rooms.
The camera comes backstage where we see HBK and HHH once again, this time walking the hall.
[-TRIPLE H-] [-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] HBK Smiles.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] HBK points HHH to the wall beside them, which we now see it's a door, a door to an office. We know that because of the nameplate "Michael Jensen". We don't pay too much attention to that though as we see the massive Green DX painted on the Door. HHH smiles and nods as they walk on and out the parking lot doors.
[-SHAWN MICHAELS-] [-TRIPLE H-] HHH points HBK over to a limo, all we see at first is the license plate "JENSEN". The camera pans up to see "DX" & "SUCK IT" in green paint covering the car all over the place, all while the windshield has a sledgehammer stuck in it.
[-TRIPLE H-] The crowd cheers in the background as DX walks off in the other direction.
The camera's come back to ringside where we see several familar faces standing on the entrance stage. Then Jennifer sparks is seen in the ring.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The crowd cheers as the camera begins panning the people from left to right.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The crowd cheers when it shows Madison before it moves over to the next person.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The crowd cheers some more as it moves on.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The camera shows Dream as the crowd cheers her too and it again moves on.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Some more cheers as the camera shows Gothika and it then moves on to the last person standing on the stage.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Can't catch tomorrow" by Lose Prophets hits causing the crowd to boo when Nero Phoenix walks out and steps on the first of 3 remaining spots.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "Beverly Hills" by Weezer hits getting a bunch of cheers from the crowd when Brooke comes out under the star. Brooke walks over and takes her spot on the 3rd spot.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Brooke waves until "Metalingius" by AlterBridge hits. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, but mainly cheers when Edge walks through with a smile. He walks to the final spot in the center.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The camera stays on Edge for a moment as he smirks.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The camera makes a quick pan of all the inductees before heading to the final build up promo of the evening.
Abdul and Dutch get up looking at eachother with a smile. Both are pretty exhausted by this point, but as the refs get Eighteen and Christy out of the ring, Abdul and Dutch reach over and shake eachother's hands. They begin to circle for a moment then suddenly Dutch spears Abdul and begins to hits several punches. The Action picks up as the two go back and forth getting several near falls. At 58:06 Dutch hits a Spinning Spinebuster and follows it up with another cover, only for a two count. At 61:13 Abdul locks Dutch in the Dreamcatcher. Dutch fights to stay alive and finally hits Abdul with several hard rights until he finally lets go. After Abdul let go, Dutch ran at Abdul for a clothesline, but Abdul hits a back body drop sending Dutch to the outside as the two take the fight out there for awhile. At 62:02 Dutch sends Abdul into the stairs. At 62:46 Abdul drops Dutch on the security wall. At 63:57 Dutch rolls Abdul back in the ring and brings in a chair. The Chair doesn't get used between the then and 65:37 when Abdul locks in The Blind Faith!
Dutch fights this hold for a couple minutes as Abdul refuses to let go, but Dutch refuses to tap as well. During that time Dutch tries to roll out of it, but Abdul keeps it locked in. Dutch rolling did allow him to get by the ropes though as he grabs the rope. Abdul doesn't let go though, because he knows he can't be disqualified. Dutch lets go realizing he's not going to let go, Dutch tries three more times to roll out of it, but to no avail. Dutch finally just rolls just slightly enough to get Abdul in a pinning position, forcing him to let go to kick out.
At 71:05 Dutch hits Abdul with The Furious DDT! The crowd cheers this as Dutch goes for the cover scoring the one....two...KICK OUT! Dutch is in shock as the crowd cheers this, liking Abdul too. Dutch explains to the ref that he thinks he counted too slow, with that distraction Abdul grabs Dutch and yet again hits The BEDTIME! The crowd cheers for this too as Dutch goes for the cover. The Ref slides down and again counts the one...two....HOW THE HELL?! HE KICKED OUT TOO! Both of these men gotta be running on fumes, yet nothing seems to be working.
Realizing that a normal finish just isn't going to cut it, they both roll out opposite sides of the ring and get the same idea, to stack up on weapons from under the ring. The Crowd begins to go wild as they start throwing random items into the ring...from a Table...to a Kendo Stick...to a Fire Extinguisher...anything, EVEN a Kitchen Sink, literally, compliments of Abdul. As they both get back into the ring, both are armed, Abdul with a baseball bat, and Dutch with a Kendo Stick. They both swing at the same time, cracking eachother in the opposite ribs, causing both to drop their weapons and wince in pain. Abdul leans over picking up the sink, not having to worry about a ref in this match, he decks Dutch with it as the crowd cheers. Abdul drops the sink then goes on to perform The Worm, the combination of the moves he calls THE KITCHEN SINK! Abdul covers Dutch getting a ONE...TWO....THR...NO! Dutch kicks out again.
Abdul curses a little bit then sets up a table. He grabs Dutch and attempts to supplex him into the table, but Dutch blocks it. Abdul tries again, but Dutch blocks again, then deleviers one of his own. Dutch picks Abdul up and is about to power bomb Abdul into the table, when Abdul counters for The 8th Avenue!, but Before Abdul can get it locked Dutch runs and jumps hitting a FURYBREAKER, THREW THE TABLE!
The Crowd stirs up another "Holy Shit!" Chant while Dutch turns over holding his back, and Abdul just lays there. They both just lay there for a few moments until Dutch finally crawls over into the corner at around 82:15. As Dutch props himself in the corner to catch his breath, Abdul begins to move getting back to his hands and knees. Abdul starts getting up, but Dutch waits for the precise moment before running and nailing another Furious DDT this time on a Chair! Dutch quickly makes a pin attempt on Dutch while a ref counts the ONE.....TWO........THREE!
WINNER AT 82:56: Dutch Clark
|JENNIFER SPARKS| The camera opens up with a very sick looking Dutch Clark sitting upright in a hospital bed with Jack Michaels by his side. Dutch's gaze looks out the window as he fiddles with the I.V. in his arm. He sighs as he turns to the camera.
[DUTCH CLARK] Dutch sniffles a tear as Jack puts a hand on his shoulder. Dutch looks up sadly.
[DUTCH CLARK] Dutch begins to laugh softly but begins to cough horribly. Jack looks at him concerned.
[JACK MICHAELS] Dutch shakes his head vehemently and grabs Jack's hand. The coughing subsides and we see that there is a fine mist of blood and spittle running down Dutch's chin. He lets go of Jack and wipes it away before continuing.
[DUTCH CLARK] Dutch nods up at Jack and Jack moves towards the camera seemingly to turn it off. A second coughing fit takes over Dutch and Jack is quick back to his side. Dutch once again shrugs him off and shakes his head.
[DUTCH CLARK] Jack shakes his head.
[JACK MICHAELS] Dutch smirks.
[DUTCH CLARK] Jack sighs.
[JACK MICHAELS] [DUTCH CLARK] [JACK MICHAELS] [DUTCH CLARK] Jack's eyes open wide.
[JACK MICHAELS] [DUTCH CLARK] Jack shakes his head no.
[JACK MICHAELS] Dutch chuckles.
[DUTCH CLARK] [JACK MICHAELS] Dutch suddenly lashes a hand forward with a speed that shocks the older Jack. He grabs Jack by the shirt and pulls himself up.
[DUTCH CLARK] Dutch falls back and his eyes waver slightly from weakness and Jack just stares down.
[DUTCH CLARK] [JACK MICHAELS] Dutch begins to flatline as a rush of nurses and doctors quickly enter the room. Jack is pushed away as they work on Dutch and get his heart pumping one more time. Jack is shuffled out of the room as they lock it down to monitor Dutch. We see a small tear in his eye as he looks at his pupil and whispers under his breath.
[JACK MICHAELS] END RECORDING
There's silence as everyone wonders where Johnny went, suddenly we hear a tractor fire up. The crowd cheers as they see a big yellow tractor drive up over the dirt hill.
[JONATHAN STEELE] [JIMMY JUSTICE] [JONATHAN STEELE] [JIMMY JUSTICE] [JONATHAN STEELE] There's a big Scoop on the front that Johnny uses to scoop a big load of dirt. After lifting the load up, Johnny turns the tractor until the scoop is parelell with the grave. Johnny stops though, thats because he see's Derek climbing out. Johnny gets out of the tractor and walks up to Derek. Johnny starts to rapidly hit Derek with hard rights trying to get him to stay down. Derek keeps taking the hits, before suddenly he hits Johnny with a low blow! While Johnny holds his package, Derek grabs Johnny and nails a Dynamic Drop, sending Johnny into the grave!
[JIMMY JUSTICE] Derek rolls over and gets up, some cheers as Derek looks over at the tractor. Derek walks over and climbs up into the tractor.
[JONATHAN STEELE] Derek smirks before pulling the lever, which drops the scoop full of dirt into the grave, not only filling it, but over flowing it, causing the bell to ring.
WINNER AT 16:24: Derek Daniels (New Champion)
[JENNIFER SPARKS] As the match reaches it's conclusion we come back to Jack who has stood up at the announce booth. His eyes have not left Derek's and finally he speaks.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] A small smirk comes across Jack's face as he removes his jacket and shirt showing a ripped body which garners a reaction from the females in the stands. He quickly moves from behind the announce table and grabs a chair as he slides into the ring. Derek is oblivious to Jack as he plays to his so-called fans. Jack winds up and just SLAMS the chair into Derek's back sending the Undisputed title of his hands and Derek to his stomach writhing in pain. Jack continues to smirk as he leaves the ring, grabs a microphone, slides back in and takes off his belt. He flicks on the mic and begins to speak...
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack laughs before he suddenly brings the belt down and just straps the hell out of Derek on the ground.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack brings the belt down again as Derek yells in agony. Jack holds out his ear but looks puzzled.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack brings down the belt again and Derek yells out even louder. Jack just laughs.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack whips him again and tosses the belt before leaning down close to Derek.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack rolls his eyes as Derek starts to try and pull himself up on the ropes. Jack kicks him over and leans right into his face with a smile on his face. Derek glares daggers up as Jack just continues to smirk.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack brings a right hook across the cheek of Derek which knocks him flat and turns around as "The World's Greatest" begins to blare. Jack is about to exit the ring when he notices the EWE Undisputed title laying on the ground. He picks it up, looks at it and looks up at the fans who cheer loudly. He smiles even broader and lays it back down before exiting the ring. He slides out of the ring as Derek slowly looks up with a bleeding mouth and a look of pure hatred on his face.
The beatdown comes to a hault when the following comes up on the titan tron. The camera opens up with a shot of EWE Hall-of-Famer "The Blast" Jack Michaels leaning against his Midnight Blue 2011 Mustang with a smug smile on his face. He is dressed in a smooth looking white t-shirt and black slack combo and he takes a deep breath of the air. He smiles broader and speaks.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Derek sneers hard and bites his lip at the Kentucky crack and he begins to shake his head as Jack continues.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Derek begins to yell at the screen as Jack walks from around his car and continues talking.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] The camera pulls back and we see that Jack stands in front of a house. From the look on Derek's face we see that he recognizes it immediately.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack pulls out a binaca spray and spritzes his mouth before winking and walking up to the door. He knocks and turns back to the camera as Derek shakes his head chuckling and saying "bulls***."
[-JACK MICHAELS-] The door is opened by a woman in her late 40s that is a dead ringer for Sunny from the WWE. She stands in a very revealing nightee. Derek's jaw drops.
[-MANDY DANIELS-] [-JACK MICHAELS-] [-MANDY DANIELS-] Jack grabs her and pulls her in close squeezing her ass. He smiles and turns to the camera.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack kisses Derek's Mom deeply as the camera fades and we cut back to Derek who has gone absolutely shellshocked. He snaps out of it and rushes to the back as we fade out...
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] The shot changes to a shot of Joe Puffs standing in front of a green screen holding a microphone.
[-JOE PUFFS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JOE PUFFS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JOE PUFFS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JOE PUFFS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JOE PUFFS-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JENNIFER SPARKS-] The crowd begins to pop loudly as "World's Greatest" hits the loudspeaker.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Jack emerges through the curtain and the crowd literally blows the roof off of the arena. Jack raises his hands at the top of the ramp as pyro shoots off all around him and he is forced to stop and just absorb the moment.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Jack smiles slightly as he continues down towards the ring walking with his signature swagger and the light gleaming off of the gems in his robe. He takes the steps up into the ring and stops on the apron and raises a hand towards the fans to another huge pop.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] In the ring Jack takes off his robe and we see he is absolutely cut to the bone.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Jack bounces off the ropes and begins shadow boxing to get the blood flowing as his music dies down.
Back off, I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
And this is not where you belong
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] Derek emerges from the back to a chorus of boos from the audience. We see he is wearing a "DDSW" t-shirt with the Undisputed Title latched around his waist. Derek has a very cocky smirk on his face as he points to Jack in the ring. He pauses and relishes in the moment.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] Derek continues down the ramp and soon the smirk evaporates from his mouth as he gets closer to Jack. He slides into the ring and quickly hands the title to the referee. Jack looks at his shirt and shakes his head as Derek takes it off and throws it at Jack. Jack just takes it as Derek begins to sneer. The referee holds up the Undisputed title as Derek and Jack stand face to face in the middle of the ring. The music dies down and the crowd starts to buzz.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Derek and Jack continue standing with eyes locked before Derek takes one step back, makes a motion around his waist and laughs. Jack looks down and then backs up without an iota of emotion. Slowly Jack smiles and nods before pointing at Derek and making a cutting sign across his throat which gets a huge reaction from the crowd. Derek's eyes open wide and he begins circling the ropes as the bell sounds!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Derek and Jack circle the ring before the two lock up in the middle of the ring. The crowd is loud as the two struggle for position in the middle of the ring. Derek suddenly rears back and tosses Jack into the corner turnbuckle showcasing his power. Jack looks a little shocked as Derek flexes and laughs at his mentor. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Jack comes out of the corner and the two lock up again. The two jog for position and Derek tries to toss Jack once more. This time Jack puts the breaks on, pivots off his back foot and executes a go-behind on Derek. Derek reverses and rushes Jack into the ropes. Jack holds onto the top rope and Derek back somersaults out of the move. Jack turns to charge Derek but Derek leapfrogs him. Jack shoots off the opposite ropes and Derek ducks his head down. Jack stops his momentum and just slaps the back of Derek's head to a huge pop by the crowd. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek is stunned by the tenacity of the blow and quickly locks up with Jack again. He executes another go-behind but Jack reverses it. He quickly sweeps out Derek's legs and then slaps him in the back of the head which gets another huge pop from the crowd. He breaks back and Derek is back on his feet with absolute fire in his eyes. Jack starts to smirk a bit as Derek locks up with him again. Derek catches Jack in a hammerlock but Jack reverses, steps on the back of Derek's knee and just paintbrushes the back of his head. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ He jaws at Jack who still has a smirk on his face and then SPITS right in Jack's face. The crowd hushes as Jack's smile fades and he wipes the saliva away. Suddenly, Jack just EXPLODES into Derek, driving his student into the corner with a thunderous right hand. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Derek is stunned as Jack begins to throw combo after combo as Derek struggles to cover up. The crowd is going crazy as Jack just drives Derek to the mat with punches and begins to slam boots into him on the mat. The referee tries to get Jack off of him but Jack is unrelenting in his assault. The ref finally manages to push Jack back as Derek starts to pull himself up in the corner. Jack blows past the ref and slams into Derek again with authority, just punishing him in the corner. He lets Derek stumble to the ropes when suddenly he reaches down and throws just a hellacious right uppercut that spins Derek over the top!!! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Derek tumbles to the outside as the crowd is still going insane. Jack looks down and suddenly runs back against the opposite ropes. He launches forward just as Derek is getting up and hits a TOPE on to Derek through the middle rope! ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ The two lay in a heap on the ground and Jack slowly picks Derek back and begins maneuvering him over towards the announce table. He slams Derek's headfirst off of the announce table then tosses him back into the ring. Derek stumbles up as Jack slides in after him and begins stalking the younger Derek. Derek gets to his feet and Jack dives on his back in a SLEEPER HOLD! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Jack tightens the hold and begins to drive Derek down to the mat. Derek manages to keep on his feet though and stumbles wildly to his left shifting Jack's weight. He tosses him off as he does and Jack goes flying through the middle ropes to the outside of the ring. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek struggles to shake the cobwebs as Jack holds his back on the outside. He begins to get up and climbs the apron but Derek is quick to meet him over there. He shoulderblocks Jack through the middle rope and then hooks him for a suplex. He holds him HIGH in the air and hangs before crashing Jack back down. Jack writhes in pain as Derek goes for the first fall of the match. 1...2... Kick out. Derek gets up and begins stomping Jack a little bit, yelling at him to get back up to his feet. Jack begins to pull up and Derek Irish Whips him into the ropes. Jack comes shooting back and Derek catches him with a stiff clothesline which takes the older Michaels off his feet and down hard to the mat. The crowd boos as Derek taunts Jack on the ground and wipes his sweat unto Jack. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek picks up Jack again and sets him up for a pumphandle slam. He flips Jack up but Jack manages to roll out of the move and then come up quickly with a kneelift right to the small of Derek's back. Derek's grabs his back in pain and stumbles forward as Jack regains his bearings. He smells blood and is quick to capitalize on the hurt Derek. He grabs Derek by the back of the tights and begins to just throw forearm after forearm into Derek's lower back until the bigger man is dropped to his knees. Jack scoots back before rushing forward and punting Derek right in the spine. Derek lets out a yell and falls face forward as Jack gets back up. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Jack picks Derek back up and double underhooks him before lifting him up and hitting a beautiful butterfly suplex dead in the center of the ring. He goes for a pin... 1...2...Shoulder up. Jack scoots off Derek and begins picking him up again before delivering a quick backbreaker. Rather then letting him drop, however, Jack holds on and hits 4 backbreakers in a row. On the final one, Jack holds Derek over his knee and begins pressing down on his chin and leg in a modified submission. Derek yells out as the referee checks him but he refuses to quit. After several seconds Jack lets go of the hold and begins stalking Derek as he attempts to get back up. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek finally gets back up and again Jack launches himself at Derek. He ducks a wild right by Derek and underhooks him before nailing a textbook Side Russian Legsweep. Derek again writhes in pain on the mat from the assault on his back as Jack goes for another cover. 1...2... Kick out. Jack takes second to collect his breath and pulls Derek back up to his feet. He drives him back into the ropes with a right hook and then Irish Whips him to the opposite ropes. As he comes back, Derek ducks a clothesline, whips around and hits just a massive dropkick right to the point of Jack's jaw. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Jack is down and we see a trickle of blood run from the corner of his mouth where it appears Derek's dropkick split his lip open. Derek is not quick to capitalize as the damage to his back seems to have taken it's toll. He slowly gets up at the same time as Jack who spits out some blood. Jack hunkers down and throws a right hook but Derek ducks and hooks Jack for a huge DYNAMIC DROP right in the center of the ring! ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Derek makes a cover. 1...2...Shoulder up to a huge pop from the crowd. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek looks down in shock at Jack who is trying to recuperate from the move. Derek shakes his head and stands Jack back up. He nails him with a quick kick to the midsection, backs up and rushes forward with a quick knee to Jack's head. Jack falls to the mat and Derek drops three elbows in succession. He looks like he is going to do a fourth but instead just rakes Jack's eyes with his boot to a boo from the crowd. Derek picks up Jack again and this time hooks him in an abdominal stretch. Jack yells out in pain as Derek applies the pressure.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek smirks before raising a single finger up in the air. The crowd boos as Derek begins making his way back to the turnbuckles. His approach is still slow and we see Jack slowly start to stir in the middle of the ring. Derek gets to the top and raises his hand again. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek leaps off but this time he took too long and Jack brings his knees up. Derek hits HARD and bounces off of Jack's knees gasping for air. The crowd is in a frenzy as Jack slowly rolls to his right and tries pulling himself up on the ropes. Jack and Derek slowly get up at the same time and Derek throws a clothesline at Jack. Jack ducks and, when Derek turns around, boots him in the midsection. Derek doubles over and Jack lifts him up, jumps and nails THE LAST BLAST dead in the middle of the ring to one of the biggest pops of the night. He pins. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Derek gets his shoulder up at last possible second. Jack sits back with an absolutely shocked look on his face as he stares at the referee in astonishment. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Both Michaels and Derek still lay exhausted in the middle of the ring as suddenly the crowd starts to boo loudly. Coming down the ramp is EWE chairman Michael Jensen. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Jensen walks to the ringside area and jumps up on the apron. The referee is quick to come over to send him to the back but Jensen just crushes him with a right hand which sends him to the mat. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Jensen looks at the two downed wrestlers and quickly makes his way to the outside. He grabs a chair and walks into the ring just as Jack is getting back up to his feet. He stands and just wallops him over the head with the chair. Jack goes down in a heap as the crowd boos immensely. Jensen quickly leaves the ring as now all three men are down in the ring. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Several seconds pass and Derek is the first one to get back up to his feet. The ref and Jack are still down and Derek sees the chair laying in the ring. He limps over slowly and picks up the chair. He stands over Jack who is just starting to get move and brings it up above his head. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek stares at Jack and then stops as the boos die down in the crowd. He brings the chair down slow and looks at it oddly and then back at Jack. Derek shakes his head and tosses it out of the ring which gets a surprisingly decent pop from the crowd. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ Derek looks around and makes the same throat cut sign that Jack made earlier in the match. As Jack turns around Derek grabs him and spins him up into the Dynamic Driver. ]
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [ Jack begins to swing his legs and manages to slide down the back of Derek. From behind him he shoves hard and Derek goes chest first into the turnbuckle Jack exposed earlier! Derek hits hard and gasps as he turns back around and gets caught in a HUGE BLAST FROM THE PAST which just shatters Derek in the center of the ring. ]
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [ The referee starts to stir as Jack gets up slowly. He stands and makes a whirling motion in the air and picks Derek back up. He launches him into the ropes and hits another BLAST FROM THE PAST! Jack gets up again and looks down at the fallen form of his student. He shakes his head and picks up Derek again. Derek is nearly out as Jack goes to whip him into the ropes again. Derek's back finally gives out and he drops to his knees off of the Irish Whip. Rather then letting him go, Jack pulls him back like a Short-Arm clothesline and hits a THIRD BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! The crowd is going absolutely insane as Jack makes a cover. The ref crawls over. 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
WINNER at ??:??(Coulda been 10 seconds it coulda been 10 hours, we will never know lol): Jack Michaels
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] Jack rolls over onto his back slowly, blood trickling from his lip. He closes his eyes tight and struggles to catch his breath as the emotion sets in.
[-JENNIFER SPARKS-] "World's Greatest" starts to play again as Joe Puffs, Christy Chaos, Venom, HHH, HBK and Dutch Clark all come from the back applauding. Joe and HHH hit the ring first and help up the exhausted Jack as confetti and pyro rain throughout the arena.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] EMTs come to ringside and helps Derek but he pushes them away. He slowly limps from the ring to a good ovation from the crowd as Jack and crew celebrate in the ring. Jack is handed the EWE Undisputed Title and he raises it high as the crowd cheers more. The lights suddenly dim and the music stops.
[-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] The lights come back on and standing in the middle of the ring with the MITB Briefcase is Abdul Q!
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] Jack looks in resignation at Abdul who stands with a determined look on his face.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] The crowd is mixed as Abdul hands the case to the ref. Jack's cronies are less then thrilled as the referee begins pushing them out of the ring. Christy and Dutch point at Abdul and jaw with him but they too are forced out. The referee is about to signal for the bell when Jack stops him. He motions to the ringside area and asks for a microphone. He is handed it and he begins to speak.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] The crowd pops as Jack slowly looks at the EWE title in his hand and smiles lightly.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] Jack hands the title to Abdul who looks a little shocked and he extends a hand to him. Abdul tentatively reaches forward and the two shake hands to a big pop from the crowd. However, as he goes to pull away and celebrate Jack pulls him back in close.
[-JACK MICHAELS-] This gets a huge pop from the crowd as Jack tosses the microphone and stares Abdul down. He exits the ring with his friends and heads to the back. Abdul stands in the ring with the Undisputed title and then holds it up in the air.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] [-JONATHAN STEELE-] [-JIMMY JUSTICE-] "New York, New York" plays as Abdul celebrates in the middle of the ring. More pyro and confetti drop as he smiles for the flash photography.
[-JONATHAN STEELE-]
"Here comes Manny, a man with a mission, a mission to end this little streak Android #18 has had on him."
"Oh, shut up Steele. We all know 18's going to beat him again."
STANDARD MATCH
Android #18 Vs. Mr. Man
"That's it?"
"Manny should know better then to play into Eighteen's mind games,"
"Eighteen is vicious here tonight. Manny better step up his game."
"He can't. What part of undefeated do you not understand?"
"Manny finally getting a break but he can't rest to long"
"Just a minor set back for Eighteen"
"Manny needs to play the quick offense, he can't stand toe to toe with Eighteen."
"None of this matters, Eighteen will get him in the end."
"Not like this."
"Come on, Mike wouldn't let a match like this end this way."
"Disqualify Manny, he used the chair"
"Eighteen just got a taste of her own medicine"
"Eighteen needs to be disqualified!"
"Why, Manny brought the chair into the ring"
"Manny's an idiot. You take a win over Eighteen anyway you can take it"
"He wants to beat her fair and square, there's nothing wrong with that."
"This match is intense."
"Here is your winner, Mister Man!"
Judges: 5 Out of 5
"He did it, Manny finally did it. Another streak bites the dust at Wrestlemania"
"It's bullshit."
Well, it seems I was right this whole time
You two finally came out of the closet. I tried to tell the world, but noooooooooo! No one believed me!
Oh, they did, but they didn't seem to care. Hell, even White Tiger doesn't care.
Hold on Mickie. It seems Torrie's jealous. She wanted me more instead of you...isn't that right Torr...
More like I'm gonna kick your ass! After Rikku and Extreme Legends gets done tonight Trish...I'm picking up the pieces! Ladies Night....I want a rematch! If I lose....I'll kiss your ass!
Like she wants your lips on her? It's up to Trish...
I can't imagine how much you'll enjoy that.
No no, clearly it'd be you who enjoyed it. It wouldn't happen anyways because I will beat you.
Like you did last time...
THAT WAS A FLUKE!
Ladies, Ladies, let's calm down here. You see I'm the guest host here tonight at WrestleMania. Which by the way is LIVE and only on Pay Per View!
Being the Guest Host, kinda makes me like a GM for the night. So I'm gonna do it, weather Jensen likes it or not, I'm booking a match for the next Ladies Night. It'll be Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson facing off again. And this time, it'll be a classic Kiss My Ass Match.
The loser, as Torrie pointed out will have to kiss the other one's ass. Trust me I'll be tuning in to see that, hoping for a draw.
Consider it booked weather Jensen likes it or not. If he don't, well I only got two words for him.
Actually it's...
KISS IT!
" Well that was....interesting. "
" Shawn Michaels is abusing his power, that's what we just saw, but I don't think I can complain about this one. I'm excited to watch Ladies Night now. "
" You didn't watch it before? "
" You caught me, I do, and pray for some wardrobe malfunctions, but it never happens damnit! "
" Who in the hell is this guy?"
" You got me, Jimmy. Looks like we're about to find out."
" This guy is an idiot."
" Give the guy a break."
" Why? He's a jackass."
" He we go."
" Just shut up, Jimmy."
" Why don't you go fondle your boyfriend's nuts?"
" I don't have a boyfriend."
" I wouldn't admit it either."
" Yo yo yo...waddup, TEXAS?"
" Who are you?!"
" I'm sure everyone is wondering who I am. Well, here's the sizzle, I'm the new big signee of the EWE, Slyk Slim."
" Who?"
" He said Slyk..."
" I know what he said...what kinda name is that?"
" I know the electricity is in the air tonight for Wrestlemania and I am honored to be a part of it with ya'll. Tonight is one heck of a night, full of adrenaline and full out action. It's a night of dreams, a night of heartbreak, a night of failure, and a night of success. Wrestlemania is where it all begins and ends and...."
" What?! It's the Rock!"
" FINALLY...!"
" Whoa, whoa, whoa."
" FINALLY.......!"
" Hey, hold up. I was here first."
" FINALLY...............!"
" Yo, I'm being serious, dude."
" FINALLY.........THE ROCK......has come back.....to Wrestle......MANIA!"
" Dude....what is your deal?"
" And FINALLY.............THE ROCK has come back....to ARLING...TON!!"
" Dude....for real I'm.."
" And FINALLY.............THE ROCK has come to the E..W...E!!"
" Who in the blue hell are you?"
" I just said..."
" I know all about your goofy little name, but what the Rock really means is who are you to take the Rock's debut time?"
" It's not your debut, it's mine. I'm the new big signee."
" Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that? You think this was your debut?"
" Of course it...."
" IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!"
" The Rock is the EWE's new signee. The Rock, not you, Slip N Slide."
" That's not..."
" Don't interrupt the Rock. This is my grand debut on the grandest stage of them all. This is the Rock's Wrestlemania. This is the Rock's time. Not yours."
" Don't be trippin, dawg."
" Don't be trippin? Look at your skin, you are white. Act like it. Do you not realize who I am?"
" Yeah, you're the dude from the Tooth Fairy."
" That's funny. It is, really. The Rock has many names. The Most Electrifying Man in ALL of Entertainment. The Brahma Bull. The People's Champ. The Great One. I am who the people come to cheer for. I am the face of sports entertainment all around the world. You on the other hand, you're just some white boy who's going to stay around long enough for the Rock to send you packing."
" I...F
" Know your role and SHUT your DAMN MOUTH!"
" Dude, you best not be hatin. You need to take a chill pill and..."
" Don't embarass yourself. The Rock has said enough. The Rock is in EWE now and the whole world will shutter as he takes it by storm."
" Now remember who you're talking to and never interrupt me again. I am the JABRONI BEATIN, LA LA LA PIE EATIN, HEART STOPPIN, ELBOW DROPIN, BE AMAZED STAND IN SHOCK, YOU'RE IN THE PRESSENCE OF THE ROCK!"
" Don't disrupt, it's rude. If ya SMELL LALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALA.......what the ROCK!"
" ISSSSSSSSSSS COOKIN!!! "
CROSS-BRAND MATCH
STANDARD MATCH
White Tiger VS Triple H
MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS: 12/27/10
Derek continues to assault Johnny while Tiger still has the chair. Derek gets up and he's leveled with the chair by WT. Tiger turns around and HHH hits him with a high knee. HHH rolls out of the ring and grabs his sledgehammer, which the crowd cheers. HHH slides in with the hammer, but Tiger Johnny and Drama bolt up the ramp. HHH gives chase though following them backstage. We come to the Parking lot where we see HHH looking for them, suddenly he's ambushed by Big Show and Khali, which the crowd boos. HHH fights back, taking both the giants down with the sledgehammer. While distracted though, HHH is then ambushed by The Extreme Legends. Tiger and Chaos do a number on him stomping him to the pavement. They both lift him up and fling him through the back window of Dutch's rental Car (talk about irony). They smile as the trio climbs into a limo. The Limo pulls away out of the parking lot, as Dutch and Derek come racing into the parking lot, but are too late. They curse at The Limo leaving the parking lot before turning their attention to the injured HHH
MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS: 3/21/11
THE KING OF KINGS!
" The Following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Greenwhich Connecticut!...weighing in at 255 pounds....he is an EWE Hall of Famer...The Game, The King of Kings...TRIPLE H!! "
" Intersting choice in theme, considering he is the King of this Pay Per View as it stands right now. "
" Not when White Tiger gets done with him. "
" It'll be a great match. This is certainly WrestleMania with nearly every match pitting EWE Hall of Famer against EWE Hall of Famer. "
" Ya, ya. "
" Well well well, WrestleMania. This is it, but before we can get started I gotta ask a question. I know, it's probably a stupid question that I already know the answer to, but I gotta ask it anyway. "
" Are You Ready? "
" NO! Arlington I know you can do better than that. This is it, The Grandest Stage of them all, The showcase of the immortals...The BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH! It's right here in your hometown, you gotta be loud and proud. SO I SAID! "
" ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! "
" Then.. "
" For the Thousands, upon THOUSANDS, in attendence... "
" For the Millions, upon MILLIONS, watching at home... "
" And for White Tiger... "
" I know, I know, but hear me out. White Tiger is embarking on a quest. A Journey to end the Streak of all Streaks here in EWE. A Quest that he will only come up short. "
" So for White Tiger, this is all I have to say to you. "
" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!!! "
" And of course, if you're not down with that. Arlington only has two words for ya! "
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY
AND YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
" And his opponent...from Rawlins Wyoming...weighing in at 229 pounds...He is also an EWE Hall of Famer and one half of the NEW EWE Tag Team Champions....WHITE TIGER!! "
" Here he comes, the real legend Steele. "
" A Man looking to not only go 2-0 on the night, but to end The Game's Streak. "
" And he'll do it, trust me. "
STANDARD MATCH
Triple H Vs. White Tiger
" Haha nice. "
" Pedigree is denied. "
" Way too early for that, the idiot. "
" White Tiger seems to be taking control. "
" He's the legend Steele, no surprise. "
" Here comes The Game! "
" haha! You spoke too soon! "
" Things are looking gloom for your Cerebal Assassin. "
" And that's it! Goodbye streak! "
" It seems you may be right Jimmy. "
" Of course I am. "
" You gotta be kidding me. "
" It's WrestleMania Jimmy! "
" He's not out of this Jimmy, The Game is firing back. "
" Come on White Tiger, get the control back! "
" What the hell is he doing back out here? "
" Looking out for his partner, true Tag Team Champions Steele. "
" Please. "
" Oh Come On what is this?! "
" It's our guest host! "
" What buisness is this of his though?! "
" Just evening the odds Jimmy, just evening the odds. "
" THE PEDIGREE!!! "
" NOOOOOOOOOOO! "
" YA BABY! "
" I don't believe it. "
" Like you said Steele, it's WRESTLEMANIA! "
" YES! You're not escaping it this time! "
" The streak hangs in the balance! "
Judges: 4 Out of 4
" GOODBYE STREAK! "
" Here is your winner....WHITE TIGER!! "
" He's lucky the ref don't reverse the decision by DQ for refusing to let go of the hold. "
" You'd love that wouldn't you? "
" Not gonna lie, I would. "
" The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWE Women's Championship! Introducing first, to the ring at this time, the challenger. She hails from Evansville, Indiana. Britney "Sugar" West!"
" And the Champion. She comes from Kansas City, Missouri. She is the current EWE Women's Champion. Christy CHAOS!!"
EWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
STANDARD MATCH
Christy Chaos(c) Vs. Britney "Sugar" West
" Here we go. Another great match to this night coming up. Christy Chaos against Britney West. These two have been after each other for quite some time leading up to tonight. We now get to settle this once and for all."
"Yeah we do, and we will also get to see Britney West walk out with that beautiful gold belt around her waist."
"Christy looked impressive there. So graceful in her movements that it is almost a work of art."
"Yeah right, Britney West has been dominating the early stages of this match."
"Both women trying to get a quick victory here, but neither seem to be willing to give up on their goal here."
" Britney West at least went for a cover after taking Christy down. All Christy is doing is trying to get sneaky pinfalls. Some champion!"
"So close! I thought for sure after that move it was over. The agility was just exceptional. I have never seen anything like it!"
"You don't say anything about Britney's epic performance and you serenade Christy for that average spot? I am ashamed to be your partner"
"Unbelievable! How in the world did Britney West kick out after being hit with both Christy Chaos' finishing maneuvers? I don't know what to say."
"It is Britney's destiny. Nothing can stop her."
"It took two, but Christy got it done. She is still your EWE Women's Champion!"
"She got lucky. Britney was just off her game at the end there."
"Here is your winner, via pinfall, and STILL EWE Women's Champion. CHRISTY CHAOS!"
Judges: 3 Out of 4
" Ah the streak has come to an end, what a glorious day. "
" What do you want Jensen? "
" To know why you are still here. You're only signed for your match tonight, it's over, so you have no business to still be here. "
" Why can't I enjoy the show? "
" Because I know how you can be, especially when you're with your buddy who happens to be tonight's guest host, I won't be having anything like that to spoil my big event. "
" It would only make it better. "
" No...Now get out of here before I... "
" That never gets old. Guest Host to the rescue my friend. "
" What is that like the 50th time you gave that to him? "
" Give or take. "
" I can't believe you did it though. He could....wait, he can't do anything. "
" That's right, one night only Hunter, can't exactly fire me. Now.. "
" Just cause your streak came to an end tonight, doesn't mean we can't have relive old times. "
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the International and X-Division Championships!"
Strong, lightning fast, and unyielding in his fight for good...
"Here he comes Jimmy, the X-Division Champion who won his title at the No Love Lost pay-per-view back in February."
"As much as I hate to say it Steele, but The Hurricane is one hell of a champion."
"And now we wait for the International Champion. Where is he?"
"Maybe he quit! I hate that idiot."
"What's this maniac think he's doing!?"
"I don't care what anyone says, that was awesome!"
"Shut up tool! Only you would think that was cool."
"Here comes the International Champion, Abdul Q!"
"Meh."
"He's a three-time International Champion, in fact, he made his debut last year at this event and he beat The Miz for that very title."
"Yeah well--- What the hell!?"
"This has Ted DiBiase's money all over it."
"I know, isn't that great!?"
"Introducing first, weighing in at 215 lbs., he is the current reigning X-Division Champion... The HURRICANE!"
"And his opponent, from Hells Kitchen, New York, weighing in 250 lbs., he is the current reigning International Champion... ABDUL QQQQ!"
TITLE FOR TITLE
STANDARD MATCH
Abdul Q(INT) Vs. The Hurricane(XD)
"Here we go! International title for X-Division title. Either way we will have a new champion here."
"Technical exchange from these two men here, and this audience loves it Jimmy!"
"I think it's boring. Both these guys are boring, needs more Emperor Ben."
"Why does Jay let Manny write? All he does is say ‘Ben' or ‘Miz' whenever he's writing!"
"This is a slow paced match here in the opening minutes."
"And there goes Abdul out of the ring!"
"But what the hell is The Hurricane doing!?"
"Did you see that Steele!? That monkey Hurricane hit the canvas!"
"What a sickening thud."
"What a back and forth match here."
"It's okay. I wish it was over though."
"That one could have been it, but Abdul has a lot of heart!"
"I hate to agree with you, especially, Steele but that was REALLY close."
"This is what I want to see! I wanna see Abdul Q tapping like a little bitch!"
"I never thought I'd see this side of the Hurricane!"
"Just when you think this match is going to end, the momentum changes!"
"Disqualify him! He didn't break the hold, what shoddy refereeing!"
"The referee is using discretion. Nobody wants to see a match of this importance end by disqualification."
"My God! What is it going to take to end this match!?"
"They threw everything. Even the kitchen sink!"
Judges: 4 Out of 7
"Here is your winner, STILL International Champion and NEEEEEEEW X-Division Champion... ABDUL Q!"
"Abdul Q did it! I don't know how, but he did it! He somehow, after getting his knee attacked, won this match!"
"I'll give him his due, but he still has Money in the Bank, can he go through it?"
"Come on! Abdul won, let him have his moment!"
"This is great! Break his knee!"
"Great show of sportsmanship by The Hurricane."
" What a great night this is turning out to be, don't you think? "
" Well other than the result of my match, ya I'd say it's turned out to be fantastic Shawn...what about you? "
" I must say, it's all looking pretty good, you're doing a great job Shawn. "
" Yea, I know I am. "
" Conceeded much there Shawn? "
" That's personal ain't it? But no I ain't, I took a dump this morning. "
" Dude I said Conceeded not...forget it. "
" As much as I'd like to hear about that. I'm gonna go find some of the diva's if you know what I mean. "
" You're going to see if you can find our female wrestlers. What else could you mean?. "
" We'll let that slide right over Shawn. "
" Right, I'll check you boys later. Be good. "
" We're always good, ain't we? "
" I don't know about you, but I'm that Damn good. "
" The Following Contest is the Money in the Bank Phase Three Match! "
" This match is set up the exact same as Phase Three of the Ultimate Three Phase Challenge, with 6 participants instead of two. In this structure there is weapons lined all over each wall of both cages, which is of course all legal to use. Among the weapons, there is also a ladder on the wall of the bottom cage, which can be used inside the ring to reach the top cage. In the top cage another Ladder is welded into place to reach the top of the structure where the Money in the Bank briefcase hangs. The 6 Participants will work their way to the top of this structure and try to be the first to retrieve the briefcase. Whoever does so will be MR or MISS MONEY IN THE BANK and claim prize to the briefcase's possesion, which is a contract for an EWE Undisputed Championship match anytime they want up until WrestleMania 8! "
" Certainly a big match we are all ready for. "
" Of course, and it's an EWE Exclusive Steele! "
" From Chicago Illinois...weighing in at 185 pounds....The Alpha Male, CHRIS WARREN!! "
" Well he failed to win the Open Invite at No Love Lost for the first spot, then lost again to Sonic in in the 2nd Qualifier. So now he has taken Jack Sparrow's spot after a brutal attack. "
" I don't know what you're trying to insinuate, he perfectly deserves this spot, let's not forget he was robbed in his match with Sonic, getting the shit kicked out of him by Nick and Jensen prior to the match. "
" I suppose you might have a point. "
" Of course I do. "
" From the City of Angels, Los Angeles, California!....weighing in at 230 pounds...DAN DESARIO!! "
" Another replacement here. Desario also failed the Battle Royal at No Love Lost, and then lost to Christy Chaos in the 3rd Qualifier. "
" Yea and after Sonic couldn't compete he was the perfect replacement, you can't deny his match with Christy was the closest Qualifier we had other than the Battle Royal in the first place. "
" Another good point Jimmy. Let's also not forget that his career is on the line thanks to Nero. "
" Don't get snippy, he had an EWE Career, thanks to Nero. He hasn't been impressed, nows the time to prove Nero didn't make a mistake with him. "
" From Kansas City Missouri....she is the EWE Women's Champion...CHRISTY CHAOS!! "
" She came up 2nd place in the Battle Royal at No Love Lost, but defeated Dan Desario in a great match in the 3rd Qualifier. "
" That's all great, but let's not forget she had a Women's Title defense not too long ago. Her and Britney put forth a great match, so I don't know if she has enough left in the tank for a match like this. "
" I wouldn't underestimate her, she's a Chaos. "
" Wait, did you just finally compliment Johnny? "
" I'll never tell. "
" Accompanied by Venom...from Omoha Nebraska...weighing in at 260 pounds....TED DIBIASE!! "
" He defeated Mark Cha0s in the 4th Qualifier in what was another pretty good match. "
" Well now here's here at the real show. I don't know if his age can help in a match like this, but I won't underestimate him, he's a WWE Legend afterall. "
" From Hells Kitchen New York....weighing in at 250 pounds....He is the EWE X-Division and International Champions...ABDUL Q!! "
" He defeated Mike Shockly for the 5th spot, it was a pretty good match. "
" Don't even joke, Shockly got dominated. He left so Kyle Wilfrid could debut tonight. "
" I'm not sure I understand what you mean. "
" Cause you're an idiot, anyways he's in the same shape as Christy, but alot worse. He too went through a great match with Hurricane, cept Christy got a little bit of a break, Abdul got none, plus he got hurt. "
" Compliments of Dibiase & Venom. "
" Leaving him screwed in a match like this, no way Steele, no way. "
" And finally...from Sterling Heights, Michigan...weighing in at 210 pounds....ALEX EVERS!! "
" This last man, Alex Evers, he won a Triple Threat Elimination match to gain the final spot. "
" He's pretty impressive Steele, I gotta admit. "
" From what I have seen, you might be right. "
" He kinda reminds me of.. "
" Don't finish that, please don't finish that. "
" Fine, whatever. "
MONEY IN THE BANK
PHASE THREE
Chris Warren Vs. Dan Desario Vs. Christy Chaos Vs. Ted Dibiase Vs. Abdul Q Vs. Alex Evers
" And here we go Steele! "
" Crafty bastard ain't he? I love it. "
" I don't like it, but it's basic strategy. "
" Relentless. "
" That's not legal! "
" Umm Jimmy, their is no rules. "
" But he can't do that! "
" Maybe he shouldn't of fucked with his knee. "
" Shut Up Steele! "
" Oh great, what's he thinking now? "
" Pay back. "
" The use of the lead pipe during the 8th Avenue wasn't enough? "
" I guess not. "
" Abdul has snapped! Stop already! "
" She just can't go through a single Money in the Bank match without injuring someone can she? "
" I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. "
" Yea, that's what you said about Adam Webb last year. "
" Well anyways, watch out for Abdul, he's still hanging in the air. "
" Look at this Jimmy, you said no way on that injured knee, but he's the first one to touch that top ladder. "
" It's luck. "
" Wow. "
" Even I gotta admit, that was nice. "
" What do we have here? "
" A chair duel. "
" Charismatic Crush, on double steel! "
" If you had been in there it coulda been triple! "
" Did you see that?! "
" Not bad. "
" Injured Knee and all! "
" Which is why he won't capitalize. "
" Holy shit! The Jesus Piece, On the Steel! "
" There's nothing on me! "
" That's my joke, so cram it. "
" What about that Jimmy?! "
" Another nice one. "
" WHAT A COUNTER! "
" Yes it was, but very stupid, that was his injured knee! "
Judges: 3 Out of 5
" The Winner of this match, and 2011 MR MONEY IN THE BANK....ABDUL Q!!! "
" He's done it, he actually done it, despite the injury Jimmy, now how do you feel about that? "
" I stand corrected, that was one hell of a match I must admit. "
" That it was, and now Abdul has definately surpassed his debut at last year's WrestleMania like I know he was hoping to do, as he is now leaving not only still the International Champion and new X-Division Champion...but now Mr. Money in the Bank! "
" Sportsmanship Jimmy, something I'm sure you don't know about. "
" It's niceness like this is why she's a loser. "
" I wouldn't call her a loser, she's still the Women's Champion, and put in a hell of an effort here. "
" Just to fall short again....loser. "
EWE PRESENTS AFTERMATH, LIVE MAY 29TH
IN CHICAGO ILLINOIS AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!
"The following contest is a battle royal for the number one contendership of the X-Division championship"
"I can't believe she is entering this match. She has already had two grueling matches tonight."
"She just wants to try and salvage her Wrestlemania night. What better way then to become the next contender for the X-D championship"
" Introducing first from Richmond, Virginia Mickie James!"
" Introducing next, from Detroit Michigan...Issac Shelton!"
"Issac making his Wrestlemania debut."
"Such potential to cave out in the end. That's Vinnie for you."
"Happy hour started early"
"You actually say that like your surprised."
"Nest up the leader of the Jobber Squad...Mister Jobber!"
"Next from St. Cloud Minnesota...Android #18"
" I would not want to be in the ring with her right now."
" I'm not afraid of her. If not for my bad knee, I'd get in there."
"Another man making his Wrestlemania debut"
"He's going to rock this battle royal straight to it's core."
" From Prison City, Rahway, New Jersey..Kyle Wilfrid."
"From Detroit Michigan...Chris Fame"
"Detroit representing in this match"
"Tell me you did not just say that."
"Cha0s. He needs to go back to the old folks home, no one wants him here"
" Bet you wouldn't say that to his face. He looks hungry to earn this shot"
"Introducing next….Mark Cha0s!"
"You've got to be kidding me"
"A stuffed duck in a battle royal, only in the eWe."
"And finally from Fullerton, California..Dr. Quackerton Jr."
X-DIVISION #1 CONTENDERSHIP
BATTLE ROYAL
Open Invite
"That doesn't count, she tripped!"
" Over the tope rope and to the floor. That is an elimination."
"Can you believe this idiot is cheering"
"He is excited that his friend actually got an elimination."
"And another one bites the dust."
"So long Shelton, that's what you get for only doing one"
"Mister Jobber is out, in more ways then one"
"Yeah but what a way to go"
"And there goes Kyle. We are down to three."
"Mark got lucky."
"And we are down to our final two"
"This match sucks now"
"Wait a minute, who won this thing?"
"Eighteen obviously, she delivered the move."
"But since she was closest t the floor, she probably hit first."
"There it is, Eighteen wins"
"you know that doesn't count"
"After reviewing the tapes backstage Shawn Michaels has made his decision. Therefore the winners of this match and new number one contenders for the X-Division championship. BOTH Mark Chaos and Android Eighteen!"
Points: 29 each
" Well it's been a fun night, but I'm affraid it's come to an end. "
" Sadly it has. Despite what people think of my decision a few moments ago, I had a great time. "
" I really feel since we don't know the next time the two of us will both be here. We shouldn't leave yet, not without making our mark. "
" Already ahead of ya partner. "
" Kinda sucks this was a one night deal for both of us. Think Jensen will miss us? "
" Ya know Shawn, like you I planned ahead too. And I'd say... "
" Probably not.. "
" Ladies and Gentlemen...please Welcome the EWE Hall of Fame...CLASS OF 2011!! "
" A member of the Best Faction of 2007....LYNX MADISON! "
" A Former Mid Eastern & X-Division Champion...SCOTTY BLAZE!! "
" A Former Women's & Diva's Champion and first to hold them at the same time...DREAM! "
" The First Ever 2x EWE X-Division Champion...PUNK ANGEL, GOTHIKA!! "
" The Longest Reigning All American Champion in EWE History...DAN TAYLOR!! "
" The First Ever X-Cup Winner and Pure Wrestling Champion...a former International and World Heavyweight Champion...NERO PHOENIX!! "
" The first Diva ever to hold both the Diva's and Women's championships....In total a Four Time EWE Women's Championships...BROOKE MCGUIRE!! "
" And Co-Winner for the Best Male of 2009....Best Feud of 2010...single handedly the longest reigning Tag Team Champion in EWE History and a two time EWE Heavyweight Champion...THE RATED R SUPERSTAR...EDGE!! "
" Ladies and Gentlemen your EWE Hall of Fame..CLASS OF 2011!! "
SOLE SURVIVOR MATCH
#1 Contender for EWE Undisputed Championship @ WrestleMania 7
30 Participants, But only One Sole Survivor
" The Winner of this match...and 2011 Sole Survivor....DUTCH CLARK!! "
NO LOVE LOST 2011
" Well... This is it. Although this is not an easy thing for me to say I have to say sorry to all of my friends and fans but surgery was not a success for me. Due to my illness I hereby officially retire from Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. And... Jesus... "
" What the EWE superstars couldn't do liver cancer did I guess... Funny. An Irishman getting liver cancer. Who would of thought? "
" Should I get a nurse? "
" The doctors say with radical chemotherapy and some experimental drugs that they might stop the cancer before it reaches my brain. I... I am not so hopeful on the situation but maybe we will get lucky. So to my friends I say please don't fret over me because I want you to remember me as I was... Not as I am. It's been a blast ladies and gentlemen and... Well... I wouldn't change a thing for anything or anyone. So thank you all... "
" Dammit... I don't think there is a silver lining here Jack. I think this may be my last call soon. "
" There is still hope Dutch... Don't say that. "
" Hope... Hope will keep the legacy alive but with Derek freaking out and me dying... There is not much legacy left now is there? Heh... "
" MMSW is dying Dutch. No school now... No students... But that means NOTHING. Your health is all that matters now... "
" No Jack... The memories are all that matters and the chance we can still get it all back. I can still offer you my services Jack and there is still one thing I need you to do for me Jack. "
" What? "
" I need you to go to Wrestlemania and get it all back. "
" W-w-what? "
" My title shot from Sole Survivor Jack... It's yours. "
" No Dutch... That's yours. You earned that. "
" And what am I going to do with it Jack? I am in no shape to fight and by god Derek has turned his back on everything you showed him. No... This is your chance to get it back. "
" No Dutch... I can't. I am too old and this is... No... "
" God damn it Jack... You are my mentor... My teacher... And my friend. You take this... And you win. You win for everything and everybody because they deserve it. They believe in you... And I believe in you. "
" Do it Jack... Go to Wrestlemania and do it... One... Last... Time.......... "
" Dutch? DUTCH??? NO! "
" Okay Dutch... I'll go to Wrestlemania... Just pull through... "
NO LOVE LOST 2011
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
BURIED ALIVE MATCH
Johnny Chaos(c) Vs. "Dynamic" Derek Daniels
" Look at this! "
" Told you he had a plan! "
" I didn't know Johnny has farming experience. "
" Who says he does? "
" He's sure driving that tractor no problem. "
" Oh no! "
" Johnny's 'plan', may of just backfired and will be used against him. "
Judges: 2 out of 3
" The Winner of this match...and NEW EWE Undisputed Champion...DEREK DANIELS!! "
MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS: 3/28/11
Okay Derek... Now we can play games.
Hmmm, back problems again Derek? You really should go to a better doctor. Oh and don't be mad... When they say it's only a little prick they are just talking about the needle.
Man... That had to hurt didn't it Derek?
I'm sorry but I didn't catch that. Can you say it again?
Oh Derek... You poor delusional son-of-a-bitch... Such a shame that I have to kick your pimpled little ass and take that title you hold ohhhhh so dear around your waist. But hey... No sweat off my sack. I'm not going to be the piss poor bastard that lost to the retiree at Wrestlemania now am I? Nah... Unlike some people in this ring I was born WITH talent... Not just some shadow of MY GREATNESS DEREK!!!
Come on son... You got to do better then that. You got all of these fans waiting for your comeback and you got nothing? Oh but wait... I'm really truly sorry. I need to show you respect. You are the GREAT DEREK DANIELS OF THE EWE! You were the FIRST UNDISPUTED CHAMPION and the TRUE ICON OF EWE! Of course granted... You were also a pain pill popping piece of s*** who ended up taking a job as a freaking caddie at some slum Reno golf course until I bailed your ass out too but really... Who is keeping track of that stuff?
That's right boy-o... Get upset. Pop a vein... Get squirrely. Do what you have to do to get angry Derek because at Wrestlemania your anger is going to be the only thing you are able to hold on to. When it's all over and the music begins to play I will have taken everything from you. I'm going to take your pride... I'm going to take your title belt... And most importantly... I'm going to take your manhood and show you what being a true LEGEND of the squared circle is all about. So see you at Wrestlemania where, one way or another..."IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST!!!"
MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS: 4/04/11
Hey there Derek... I sure hope your back and welts have healed up nicely since our last showing. I mean you did get your ass handed to you like Kentucky got their ass handed to them by UConn so it must be a rough day for you huh?
However unlike you piss-poor college basketball team, you still have a chance to pull yourself out of the mothballs and defend your honor when you face the man that beat you like a little bitch at Wrestlemania. And oooh... Judging from the track lines in your arm and the shrinking of your testicles I'm guessing you are really "JUICING" up and "JACKED" to go huh Derek?
So with only a couple weeks to go I got to thinking since you are going to be running on Charlie Sheen fuel come Wrestlemania that I need to come up with some plan... Some ploy... Simply something that will give me the edge that doesn't come from a pill but rather from an idea. So Derek... Take a look around here. Look familiar?
Ah that's right... Your old home right here in Reno, Nevada. You see Derek, I had a chance to spend a lot of time here recently because I really wanted to get in touch with where you came from and since your Dad spends a lot of time travelling your Mom and I have... Well... We have gotten close.
So Derek I want you to know that while you Dad is away... The mouse will play and oh man play we shall. You won't BELIEVE the things your Mom has told me Derek... Nor would you believe how much of a COUGAR she can be. Yow...
Hey there Jack... Where have you been? Greg's been gone for hours and he won't be back for a long... LONG time.
Well ain't that a shame Mrs. Daniels... I suppose you are going to need me to keep you company again?
Only if we can have a little fun.
Fun... "IT'S GOING TO BE A BLAST!" See you at Wrestlemania Derek... I got work to do...
Well this is it... The moment everyone has been waiting anxiously to see.
Not me.
Oh really? You don't want to see student vs. teacher, mentor vs. pupil, HALL OF FAMER vs. HALL OF FAMER?
Phenomenal wrestler vs. Geriatric? Nope.
Sigh... Well ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the main event of the evening. A lot of bad blood brewing between our current Undisputed Champion "Dynamic" Derek Daniels and the challenger "The Blast" Jack Michaels. Most of this stems back from Derek's recent attitude change and of course the illness to Dutch Clark.
Yeah... Illness. The truth is Dutch just was scared that he would of gotten beat by Derek at Wrestlemania so he faked being sick and conned the old man Michaels into doing this match.
That makes no sense Jimmy... Derek wasn't even the champion at the time.
Yeah but Dutch knew. He's psychic or something.
Right... Well before we go to introductions lets welcome to the broadcast a man who has a great deal of history with both Derek Daniels and Jack Michaels in the "Manager of Champions" Joe Puffs. Joe, welcome to the broadcast.
Thank you Jonathan, it's great to be back here in EWE.
So tell us Joe, as a manager of both of these men, what should we be expecting in this match?
Quite simply I expect to see just one hell of a battle. You have two superstars here who are immensely talented and determined if not for different reasons. Now statistically wise, Derek and Jack are fairly even in many departments. Derek does have a three inch height advantage over Jack Michaels and a slight weight advantage. On the other hand Jack still possesses the most devastating punches I've ever seen in my entire life from his time as a boxer. This is really too close to call.
Well let me ask... What would these guys have to do win this match? First off, Jack Michaels?
Vegas odds makers have Jack as a 3-1 underdog and with good reason. Jack is going to need to use his experience edge to frustrate and confuse the younger Derek. If you can pull Derek out of his game he becomes a much easier target to take down. Secondly, Jack is going to have to break Derek quickly. I feel the longer the match goes the more the edge goes to Derek Daniels.
And for Derek to win?
To put it simply... He needs to survive early. Derek needs to use his speed and ability to outlast the older Jack. You have to remember Jack Michaels has not been a full time wrestler in over half a decade and I have a feeling his stamina is not going to be where it was. If Derek can outlast Jack and keep his mind in the game he may retain his title.
Any predictions?
Simply one hell of a Wrestlemania main event.
Thank you Joe!
We go back to the ringside area where Jennifer Sparks begins announcing the entrants.
Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the main event for the EWE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I'm the world's greatest...
Introducing first, the challenger. He is a fifteen-year veteran of professional wrestling and in those fifteen years has traveled the world over becoming known as one of the single greatest athletes of our time. He's had over forty title reigns, is the figurehead for the Mean Machine School of Wrestling and is the only person ever elected to the PCWF, CCW, HPW, WFS and EWE Hall of Fames. He hails from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighs in at 245 lbs... Ladies and gentlemen the one... The only... "THE BLAST" JACK MICHAELS!!!
Listen to this crowd!
What??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
What is wrong with these idiots out here?
Oh come off it. For fifteen years Jack Michaels has been the predominant measuring stick the wrestling world has seen. He is beloved by millions and has done more then almost any other wrestler in the history of our great sport.
He is OLD Jonathan. A RELIC. An old, out-of-shape has-been who hasn't been active since... Holy crap.
Out of shape eh?
Wow. Okay, I admit Jack has been hitting the pilates' pretty damn hard but the fact remains he is a throwback to a long lost era.
He's one of the greatest headliners of all time!
Yeah, he was headlining when Flair vs. Sting was still the main event on WCW Nitro Steele. He is now nothing more then a used-up hack and one who has no business being in a Wrestlemania main event. Stick a fork in gramps... His time is done!
And now... Hailing fron Reno, Nevada and weighing in at 255 lbs... This is a man who is a EWE Hall-of-Famer whose victories over the likes of Johnny Chaos, Triple H, Sean Lewis, Emperor Ben and White Tiger have cemented him as one of the best the world of wrestling has to offer. He was the very first and current EWE UNDISPUTED champion and the man who revolutionized EWE into 2011... Ladies and gentlemen... "DYNAMIC" DEREK DANIELS!!!
That's disgusting. He is flaunting the DDSW like he is some sort of true teacher.
Jealous now Jonathan?
He spat in the face of where we all came from!
Whoa... Slow down turbo and take your emotions out of this one. I'M the one that supposed to hate the wrestlers.
You're right... Here is Derek Daniels, our EWE champion.
Jack and Derek nose to nose and this crowd is anticipating a war!
I can't believe that not a single word is being said from these two Steele. You can almost feel the hatred here.
HERE WE GO!!!
EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
STANDARD MATCH
"Dynamic" Derek Daniels(c) Vs. "The Blast" Jack Michaels
Look at the power!
Daniels does have 3 inches and ten pounds on Jack... He is going to use it to his advantage.
Oh come on!
Jack is giving Derek a free lesson here!
Playtime is over... Jack is absolutely livid!
WHAT A PUNCH!!!
The old man flies again!!!
I haven't seen a Tope since Bret Hart in the 90s!
Bret who?
Sigh...
Sleeper in the center of the ring!!!
Come on Derek! Don't let this fossil get you down!!!
Ha ha!!! You see? Even Derek can outsmart the teacher! DDSW all the way!!!
Absolutely NO respect here.
Pfft... Like Michaels deserves it.
Jack is utilizing his knowledge of Derek's history of back problems here!
Jack is really laying on the pressure now Jimmy.
He is getting lucky that he found a weak point plain and simple.
Ohhh damn! Jack should be gumming his food now!
What a Dynamic Drop!
No! Jack should be out of this match!
An Old-School submission for an Old-School relic. I love it.
The Abdominal Stretch is just a punishing submission especially when done by someone the side of Derek.
Jack tries fighting through the pain and reaches out blindly but Derek keeps him towards the center of the ring. Jack tries to hiptoss Derek over but Derek has it scouted and pulls down causing Jack to only shift Derek towards the corner. The ref continues to check Jack who refuses to submit as he reaches out with his free hand for the ropes. He manages to get a lock on the top turnbuckle but before the ref can force Derek to break the hold he pulls Jack back into a lying Abdominal Stretch and Jack rips the turnbuckle pad off! Jack looks down at it blankly as the referee berates Derek. Out of pure desperation, Jack whips the pad back and catches a lace in Derek's eye which forces him to break the hold.
What kind of crap was that Steele? He used a WEAPON!
The hold should have been broken Jimmy!
Derek gets back to his feet holding his eye as Jack struggles to pull himself back to the ropes. Derek clears his vision and grabs Jack by the hair and pulls him back to his feet. He goes to hook Jack but Jack manages to get around him and manages to catch Derek with a two-handed sledge to the small of the back. Derek drops to his knees again as Jack falls back into the corner. Derek gets back up and Jack rushes from the corner. Derek catches him and just hits a textbook Catch Powerslam dead in the center of the ring. Derek gets back up slowly and sneers at Jack before heading to the turnbuckle. He scales slowly before standing at the top and looking down at the prone Jack. He reaches his hands high in the air and leaps to a blinding array of flashbulbs. He tucks and hits a DYNAMIC DIVE right onto Jack which just sends the air and another spray of blood right out of Jack's mouth. Derek bounces off of Jack and holds his back slightly looking down at his crumpled teacher.
A Dynamic Dive and Jack Michaels is out! Why doesn't Derek pin?
It's called payback Steele... He is going to make Jack pay.
If he hits a second one, Jack is done!
HIT IT!!!
Oh Christ... NO!
THE LAST BLAST!!! This one is over... 1...2...
Nobody...Nobody has kicked out of Jack's finisher!!!
Derek Daniels is not nobody! What is it going to take to win this match???
Jensen??? What is he doing out here now?
Derek is his tool Steele! He is making sure he gets the job done!!!
Oh what the hell!?!?!
Easy... It's just business.
This is WRONG! Michael Jensen just caved in the skull of Jack Michaels!!!
He said the MMSW was going to die tonight and now it will!
DO IT!!! BREAK HIS BACK!!!!!
What is he doing Steele???
He tossed it away... Maybe he still has some sort of respect for Jack?
No no no... Don't be so stupid. He just wants to win this with his barehands!!!
Oh yeah... HIT THE DRIVER!!!
Wait a second... Jack is fighting it!
A Spinning Spinebuster! Jack used to use that as his finisher when he first started wrestling!!!
Who cares??? GET UP DEREK!
Judges: 3 Out of 5
JACK WINS!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!
Your winner and NEW EWE Undisputed Champion... "THE BLAST" JACK MICHAELS!!!!!
Jack Michaels is the Undisputed Champion... IN THIS DECADE. I don't believe it.
Believe it. I have to give some credit out to Derek Daniels though. He gave it his all and then some tonight.
What the hell is going on here Steele? Power outage???
I don't... Wait.
He can't be...
Is Abdul Q cashing in?
This isn't right... Jack just went through hell!
Hey...It's his right as the MITB winner Steele.
You know... In fifteen years I've been back and forth in this world and have seen just about everything there is to see in professional wrestling. I wanted all the gold and the glory but tonight... Tonight was about something else. Tonight was about proving that Jack Michaels could still do it and that Derek Daniels was wrong and damn it... I did it.
I never would of dreamed that I would be the Undisputed Champion again... And Abdul I am not going to lie to you... I would love to fight you and take you pillar to post but the truth is... I'm tired. I'm forty years old and I know this title means a hell of a lot more to you at this moment then it does to me. So take it... I quit.
I'll quit and hand you the title son... But just remember one thing. The history books will show you won the Undisputed Title at Wrestlemania... But you never BEAT "The Blast" Jack Michaels...
As odd as it sounds... Abdul Q has just made EWE history here tonight!!!
He has held every major singles title at Wrestlemania! How is that even possible?
He beat The Hurricane... He beat Christy... And he just walked away with the Undisputed title... WHAT A NIGHT!!!
What a Pay-Per-View Steele!
The era of Abdul Q has officially begun. For Jimmy Justice, I'm Jonathan Steele! SEE YOU ON CHAOS!!!!!
